101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Page 53

nevada1 · June 24th, 2012, 09:14 AM

The wrong girls name.

MaxJoker · June 24th, 2012, 01:31 PM

1045. Hey great ,this is almost better than fcuking a bucket of liver .

Estreeter · June 25th, 2012, 11:59 AM

1046, I really don't mind a salmon or 2 down there, but honey, an entire aquarium ?

**exfarmer** · June 25th, 2012, 12:16 PM

1047,

P37 · June 25th, 2012, 12:42 PM

1048, Erm can I try your underwear on when we finish? I am going to an horror themed fancy dress party next week and that lot should fit the bill nicely

**tygrkhat40** · June 25th, 2012, 02:33 PM

1048. There are only two things in the world that smell like tuna. Having sex with you is like f***ing in a cannery.

MaxJoker · June 25th, 2012, 04:22 PM

1049. Oh baby it`s never been this way before, as normally i drug your drink . Hey stop crying you`re the one who wanted to take things slow, and as far as your knew you had.

**exfarmer** · June 26th, 2012, 02:37 PM

1050, This Song

Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rawhide!

Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them dogies rollin'
Rawhide!
Rain and wind and weather
Hell-bent for leather
Wishin' my gal was by my side.
All the things I'm missin',
Good vittles, love, and kissin',
Are waiting at the end of my ride

CHORUS
Move 'em on, head 'em up
Head 'em up, move 'em on
Move 'em on, head 'em up
Rawhide
Count 'em out, ride 'em in,
Ride 'em in, count 'em out,
Count 'em out, ride 'em in
Rawhide!

Keep movin', movin', movin'
Though they're disapprovin'
Keep them dogies movin'
Rawhide!
Don't try to understand 'em
Just rope, throw, and brand 'em
Soon we'll be living high and wide.
My hearts calculatin'
My true love will be waitin',
Be waitin' at the end of my ride.

Rawhide!
Rawhide!

BLUEDINGO · June 26th, 2012, 02:53 PM

1051. You know, even the (select the preferred one -rohypnol/formaldehyde/roofies/surgical spirit/ether) isn't working; I can still feel and smell this...
1052. Wow! I've never done it with a leper before...
1053. I believe in safe sex...do you mind flushing that out first with this concentrated domestos?
1054. Actually, I think the scar tissue is a big improvement...

And like exfarmer, I'm going with a bit of a theme tune for the last one:

1055. And we'll have fun, fun, fun, till daddy takes the penguin away!

Well, The Beach Boys did believe in good vibrations...which is more than what I can say for my thoughts...

Estreeter · June 26th, 2012, 03:02 PM

1057 Will you marry me?

June 24th, 2012, 01:31 PM	#522
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	1045. Hey great ,this is almost better than fcuking a bucket of liver . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 25th, 2012, 11:59 AM	#523
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,738 Times in 60,308 Posts	1046, I really don't mind a salmon or 2 down there, but honey, an entire aquarium ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 25th, 2012, 12:16 PM	#524
exfarmer avvie pic by Estreeter Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Essex, England Posts: 13,737 Thanks: 109,422 Thanked 182,651 Times in 13,045 Posts	1047, __________________ I no longer have time to upload videos, sorry.

June 25th, 2012, 02:33 PM	#526
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,323 Times in 9,629 Posts	1048. There are only two things in the world that smell like tuna. Having sex with you is like f**ing in a cannery. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 25th, 2012, 04:22 PM	#527
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	1049. Oh baby it`s never been this way before, as normally i drug your drink . Hey stop crying you`re the one who wanted to take things slow, and as far as your knew you had. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 24th, 2012, 09:14 AM	#521
nevada1 Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 63 Thanks: 1,325 Thanked 533 Times in 58 Posts	The wrong girls name.

June 25th, 2012, 12:42 PM	#525
P37 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: in the deep end Posts: 648 Thanks: 4,235 Thanked 5,569 Times in 620 Posts	1048, Erm can I try your underwear on when we finish? I am going to an horror themed fancy dress party next week and that lot should fit the bill nicely

June 26th, 2012, 02:37 PM	#528
exfarmer avvie pic by Estreeter Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Essex, England Posts: 13,737 Thanks: 109,422 Thanked 182,651 Times in 13,045 Posts	1050, This Song Rollin', rollin', rollin' Rollin', rollin', rollin' Rollin', rollin', rollin' Rollin', rollin', rollin' Rawhide! Rollin', rollin', rollin' Though the streams are swollen Keep them dogies rollin' Rawhide! Rain and wind and weather Hell-bent for leather Wishin' my gal was by my side. All the things I'm missin', Good vittles, love, and kissin', Are waiting at the end of my ride CHORUS Move 'em on, head 'em up Head 'em up, move 'em on Move 'em on, head 'em up Rawhide Count 'em out, ride 'em in, Ride 'em in, count 'em out, Count 'em out, ride 'em in Rawhide! Keep movin', movin', movin' Though they're disapprovin' Keep them dogies movin' Rawhide! Don't try to understand 'em Just rope, throw, and brand 'em Soon we'll be living high and wide. My hearts calculatin' My true love will be waitin', Be waitin' at the end of my ride. Rawhide! Rawhide! __________________ I no longer have time to upload videos, sorry.

June 26th, 2012, 02:53 PM	#529
BLUEDINGO Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: TRIGGS, WEST AUSTRALIA Posts: 557 Thanks: 14,092 Thanked 6,424 Times in 538 Posts	Altered states, mind and anything else to put me in the mood... 1051. You know, even the (select the preferred one -rohypnol/formaldehyde/roofies/surgical spirit/ether) isn't working; I can still feel and smell this... 1052. Wow! I've never done it with a leper before... 1053. I believe in safe sex...do you mind flushing that out first with this concentrated domestos? 1054. Actually, I think the scar tissue is a big improvement... And like exfarmer, I'm going with a bit of a theme tune for the last one: 1055. And we'll have fun, fun, fun, till daddy takes the penguin away! Well, The Beach Boys did believe in good vibrations...which is more than what I can say for my thoughts... __________________ And to quote 'Silence Of The Lambs' Buffalo Bill: "It rubs the lotion on the skin -or else it gets the hose again!"

June 26th, 2012, 03:02 PM	#530
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,738 Times in 60,308 Posts	Especially if it's anal 1057 Will you marry me? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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