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Estreeter · February 5th, 2017, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Glen Quagmire

But he was so dumb so he asked a rooster.

Did he get an answer

**Glen Quagmire** · February 5th, 2017, 09:49 AM

Not the answer he was looking for.
Well the rooster answered in his own way and told him to f**k off and nearly destroyed his aye.

**cuzzyman927** · February 5th, 2017, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

I was thinking about that, the chicken and the egg thing ..... people are dumb IMO, if they really want to know what came first, the chicken or the egg, why hasn't anyone gone right to the source and asked a chicken

Because everyone is too chicken to ask!

**Mal Hombre** · February 5th, 2017, 11:07 AM

That's a poultry excuse.I suspect fowl play..

Estreeter · February 5th, 2017, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by cuzzyman927

Because everyone is too chicken to ask!

Maybe

or they were to chicken to cross the road and ask it

**trailmaster** · February 5th, 2017, 11:21 AM

You guys are all nuts. There is a simple answer to that question. The egg came first. Millions of years ago when there were dinosaurs there was a small chicken -like dinosaur and one day it lay a bunch of eggs, but when the eggs hatched instead of baby chicken-like dinosaurs coming out real chicks came out. Why? Because there was a mutation. After that the chicks grew into chickens and they reproduced and the chicken line was born, and continued to evolve so that millions of years later, Voila we have all the varieties of chickens.

The Amazing trailmaster does it again.

**cuzzyman927** · February 5th, 2017, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

You guys are all nuts. There is a simple answer to that question. The egg came first. Millions of years ago when there were dinosaurs there was a small chicken -like dinosaur and one day it lay a bunch of eggs, but when the eggs hatched instead of baby chicken-like dinosaurs coming out real chicks came out. Why? Because there was a mutation. After that the chicks grew into chickens and they reproduced and the chicken line was born, and continued to evolve so that millions of years later, Voila we have all the varieties of chickens.

The Amazing trailmaster does it again.

And then Col Sanders (KFC) became a millionaire!

Estreeter · February 5th, 2017, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

You guys are all nuts.

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Originally Posted by bloke57

In danger of having a topic here!

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

That's a poultry excuse.I suspect fowl play..

Veal, yes I love Veal

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Originally Posted by cuzzyman927

And then Col Sanders (KFC) became a millionaire!

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Originally Posted by 33 1/3

Har har. I expected someone trying this sooner or later.
Come on, this isn't the funnies section, don't be a dick

and post some relevant content

...or I'll double the stakes!

OK .........

Please, If you need any help with the forum, posting, rules, guidelines etc ..... ask your chickens

**trailmaster** · February 5th, 2017, 12:41 PM

I object to anyone who eats veal. If you asked an average person what veal was they probably would not really know. Veal is another word for baby cow meat. That means that baby cows are being slaugtered just so humans can enjoy the tender meat of baby cows. The industry won't even let these innocent animals reach maturity and have some kind of life. They are born and in just a few weeks they are murdered. Remember what I said Estreeter:

God said: I will smite anyone of you puny humans if you persist in killing my baby animals for your culinary enjoyment!!

Estreeter · February 5th, 2017, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

God said: I will smite anyone of you puny humans if you persist in killing my baby animals for your culinary enjoyment!!

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Originally Posted by Be Banned

Aw, shucks.

I guess this means it's too late for me to tell my story about when my polar bear was attacked by a pit bull, and I saved it by jamming a narwhal's tusk up the pit bull's bunghole.

I don't understand the question

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February 5th, 2017, 11:21 AM	#3696
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,934 Thanks: 1,329,476 Thanked 707,638 Times in 60,108 Posts	You guys are all nuts. There is a simple answer to that question. The egg came first. Millions of years ago when there were dinosaurs there was a small chicken -like dinosaur and one day it lay a bunch of eggs, but when the eggs hatched instead of baby chicken-like dinosaurs coming out real chicks came out. Why? Because there was a mutation. After that the chicks grew into chickens and they reproduced and the chicken line was born, and continued to evolve so that millions of years later, Voila we have all the varieties of chickens. The Amazing trailmaster does it again.

February 5th, 2017, 12:41 PM	#3699
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,934 Thanks: 1,329,476 Thanked 707,638 Times in 60,108 Posts	I object to anyone who eats veal. If you asked an average person what veal was they probably would not really know. Veal is another word for baby cow meat. That means that baby cows are being slaugtered just so humans can enjoy the tender meat of baby cows. The industry won't even let these innocent animals reach maturity and have some kind of life. They are born and in just a few weeks they are murdered. Remember what I said Estreeter: God said: I will smite anyone of you puny humans if you persist in killing my baby animals for your culinary enjoyment!!