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**cuzzyman927** · February 10th, 2017, 02:38 PM

Damn it Margie, if you insist upon me doing you like this
the least you can do is unbuckle the seat belt!

**Eric Cartman** · February 10th, 2017, 10:57 PM

I don't have a caption but rather something I once heard a sergeant tell a wet behind the ears airman when I was in the Air Force.

Sarge - What do you have if you have nuts on a wall?

AM - Walnuts?

Sarge - Yes! And what do you have if you have nuts on your chest?

AM - Chestnuts?

Sarge - Good! And if you have nuts on your chin?

AM - Uhhhh..... chinnuts?????

Sarge - No! You've got a dick in your mouth airman!

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Originally Posted by cuzzyman927

Cuzzy wished he had stuck to his original plan of lubricating the rearend first.

**Mal Hombre** · February 10th, 2017, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuzzyman927

It's no good Doris,I think Your big end's gone..

**onehourplus** · February 11th, 2017, 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric Cartman

I've heard of tree-huggers, but tree-fondlers??

**ManofKent** · February 11th, 2017, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by onehourplus

I've heard of tree-huggers, but tree-fondlers??

It adds a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Woody'!

**ManofKent** · February 11th, 2017, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric Cartman

So, 10 clowns walked into a bar.....

If only they could super-size beer...

**onehourplus** · February 11th, 2017, 04:33 PM

Ouch! Go easy on those balls, honey!

**HugoHackenbush** · February 11th, 2017, 07:26 PM

Somehow, Hank had a certain instinct about how to make a girl happy.

**Eric Cartman** · February 11th, 2017, 10:27 PM

Money shots in Canadian porn aren't quite the same.

**rotobott** · February 11th, 2017, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric Cartman

I was driving along on my ski-doo, then I blew a seal

February 10th, 2017, 02:38 PM	#2981
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,366 Times in 36,682 Posts	Damn it Margie, if you insist upon me doing you like this the least you can do is unbuckle the seat belt! __________________

February 11th, 2017, 07:26 PM	#2988
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,338 Times in 14,159 Posts	Somehow, Hank had a certain instinct about how to make a girl happy. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

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February 11th, 2017, 04:33 PM	#2987
onehourplus Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: in the woods Posts: 2,341 Thanks: 26,316 Thanked 44,977 Times in 2,333 Posts	Ouch! Go easy on those balls, honey!

February 11th, 2017, 10:27 PM	#2989
Eric Cartman Moderator (Retired) Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The streets of Butter Nuts, New York. Posts: 11,082 Thanks: 97,294 Thanked 435,147 Times in 14,497 Posts	Money shots in Canadian porn aren't quite the same.