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Old August 4th, 2011, 06:28 PM   #111
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Granted. There are pictures of Barack and Sarah in the background of the bootleg Flava Flav/Brigitte Nielsen sex tape. Yeah, BOYYYYY-EEE!

I wish I had a pool for these hot August days.
The pool is stagnant, biting insects swarm above it hunting your blood and the water poisoned with toxins secreted by algal blooms.

I wish I owned a windfarm.
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Granted. You sow the wind and have a crop failure.

I wish I knew the secret formula of Coca-Cola.
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Granted. You sow the wind and have a crop failure.

I wish I knew the secret formula of Coca-Cola.
Granted. It's sugar.

I wish I could control the weather with a thought.
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Granted. It's sugar.

I wish I could control the weather with a thought.
You get stoned, and in your madness you devastate the planet.

I wish all "celebrities" were removed from public life and kept in zoos for our amusement.
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You get stoned, and in your madness you devastate the planet.

I wish all "celebrities" were removed from public life and kept in zoos for our amusement.
Done. So you can find them they're called internet/television/newspaper/radio.

I wish I could get this song out of my head.
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I wish I was the World's Greatest Hero..
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I wish I was the World's Greatest Hero..
Done. You are now the world's greatest hero sandwich. BON APPETIT.
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I wish I didn't have this hole in the back of my head!

Granted. Here's the cork from the bottle of claret I just finished.

I wish to call in a nuclear strike on the Live Jasmin servers that generate pop-up ads.
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Granted. Here's the cork from the bottle of claret I just finished.

I wish to call in a nuclear strike on the Live Jasmin servers that generate pop-up ads.
When your missiles appear on the Live Jasmine radar, they launch a counterstrike. Painting yourself anti-flash white and hiding under the stairs won't help.

I wish for a maximum world population of two milliard.
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When your missiles appear on the Live Jasmine radar, they launch a counterstrike. Painting yourself anti-flash white and hiding under the stairs won't help.

I wish for a maximum world population of two milliard.
Granted. There's you and everyone else is George Bush's stupid cousins.
Happy now ??

I would like my life to have a rewind/erase function for the stupid things I say..
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