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Old 03-18-2016, 05:08 PM   #451
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Old 03-18-2016, 05:13 PM   #452
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As he refused to admit he "Dealt it".
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You could have a little more consideration and be more specific
My brother bloke running bear lives in Yorkshire and now I'm concerned for his well being

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