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Old 09-12-2017, 11:00 AM   #1011
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Old 09-12-2017, 01:01 PM   #1012
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Old 09-12-2017, 01:44 PM   #1013
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Pees On Enemies' Teepees

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Old 09-12-2017, 03:59 PM   #1014
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Lights Underarm Farts

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When my squaw licks my underarms, the way she loves to, she leaves little chunks of food that get caught in the hair. As the food decomposes, it releases flammable methane gas. The kids like my hand-powered underarm farts, but they love when I light them.

Since the smell of scorched underarm hair is worse than real farts, my squaw insists I only do this outside the teepee. It's a tribe favorite at the end of every War Dance during the 'Ridicule Your Enemy' segment.

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Muster all the strength you can and in your heart you will awake that innermost elk, or penguin, or moose, or prairie dog, or naked mole rat or whatever needs be awoken for you to revert yourselves to the true path of the great hunters and great warriors of the old.

Tried to boss his squaw and show he is a manly man (grandpa's way) - Now single - And tepeeless has spoken.
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Old 09-12-2017, 11:37 PM   #1018
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Oh, and naked mole rat is my vicious animal of choice.

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