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Old 03-15-2018, 01:41 PM   #1
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Default What if you were in a horror movie?

Hello Kiddies !

Something I found interesting and funny while visiting an old forum a few years ago...what would yo do if you were in a horror movie?
When we watch this kind of flick, we always shout at the next victim not to go that way or how we'd handle things if we were in the same situations.
Here's the thread to calm down all your frustrations about horror movies!
Feel free to imagine different universes, schemes...would you rather be in a slasher film, a monster or alien one? Would you fight zombies, vampires or be the zombie or the vampire? Would you survive or die? And if the grim reaper's about to catch you, how would you pass away?
This is the Horror movie thread were you are the hero, vilain, victim or director?
Let's start with masked killers !

If you were in a horror movie...

Would you be the first victim?

Would you be the one who dies in the middle of the film?


Would you be the dumb one who dies anyways?



Would you be the last one to die in the movie?


Would you be the smart one who always survive?


Or would you be the killer?

It's up to you my friends, let's express your true horror involvment !
So? What would YOU do in a horror movie?
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Old 03-15-2018, 03:22 PM   #2
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I was in a Horror movie.
David Carradine's last film.
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I was in a movie as an extra when I was I was in college - it wasn't a horror movie. Mostly you stand around and wait - a lot. When it's time to shoot a scene you rehearse and then do what the director wants you to do. Around mid-day they send you off to eat lunch. We were on location and Craft Services fed us pretty well. I was picked to do an extra scene and they gave me a bit more money than the average extra.
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I'd be the whimpy kid who stays home and studies instead.
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I watch horrors since 9
I think I could write a story (I actually have a few stories) or be a director.
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I would be the smart arse who everyone wants the killer to attack next
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At my age,I'd have to just be the avuncular father figure..
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would be the one shooting at the creature even after all else has failed. Gonna die anyways so why not go down taking a shot or two
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After a couple of years living "Groundhog Day" a horror movie might seem like a refreshing change.
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