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Old 09-20-2018, 08:58 AM   #1
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Old 09-20-2018, 06:21 PM   #2
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Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.

Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you just gave me a foot-long.

I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.

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Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?
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You turn my software into Hardware

When I see you I grow ten inches - in my pants!

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Old 09-22-2018, 10:46 AM   #4
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Did"nt we meet last week at the STD clinic?

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Old 09-22-2018, 10:57 AM   #5
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Old 09-22-2018, 11:00 AM   #6
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Do you want a tiny piece of me inside you?


Nice pants - are they sprayed on?
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Forget "Do you come here often"

Try, and be a gentleman and use proper grammar using "May" instead of "Can"

"May I cum on you often"

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Do you swallow?


I think you have a problem and I want to be the solution to that problem?
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If you're impressed I'm tall maybe ya wanna see how big I am
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Is that gun or are you just happy to see me?


My horoscope says I'm going to get lucky -Are you ms.Lucky?
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