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Old 08-24-2013, 11:55 PM   #1
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Old 08-25-2013, 12:01 AM   #2
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"Damn, think I just snapped my G string,"

"You'd better get it back quick coz my balls are still attached to it"
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Come on Love,"Kumbaya,My Lord,Kumbaya"...
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Old 08-25-2013, 12:08 AM   #4
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Show me the way to Amarillo I've been weeping like a willow
Crying over Amarillo & sweet Marie who waits for me
Cum, on join in with me on the chorus..

Sha la la la la la la la Bam! Bam!
Sha la la la la la la la Bam! Bam!
Sha la la la la ... "
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"Keep still,Love I'm trying to get this chord sequence right.."
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.. more fun than machines
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Big Grin Inspired by Mals' previous post

I can do this I can get this chord...

"My lovely horse, running through the field,
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugarlumps, & ride you over fences,
Polish your hooves every single day, & bring you to the horse dentist,

My lovely horse, You're a pony no more,
Running around with a man on your back, Like a train in the night,
Like a train in the night."

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Ever seen the movie Deliverance?
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Sorry Love, I was searching for a Major 7th but I've hit a diminished third
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Because I gotta have faith, ooh yeah, faith, faith, faith.
Because I gotta have faith,
Because I gotta have faith...
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