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Old 10-01-2017, 12:30 PM   #1
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....so i pray to VEF gods as suddenly in bright light the holly Mal Hombre appeared. I asked him: "What is the purpose of my existance here in VEF?"
And the holly Mal answered: "Well (he took a big sip of hes beer), to open the gates of VEF heaven you have to achieve the highest goal: get one Thanks from GM This is your holly mission Goddamn
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Old 10-02-2017, 11:44 AM   #2
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I think that to achieve true salvation in the church of VEF it would be necessary to present a pictorial offering that represents unsurpassed devotion - like some hitherto unknown photos of Gail McKenna scanned in hi-res straight off of the roll, or perhaps some authentic photos of Marilyn Monroe entirely in the buff, showing us all the exquisite details of her pink places.

We are not worthy... though some of our members come close.
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Also, remember that when they hand round the Collection Plate this church does not accept Bitcoins.

And Agnes Dei is not the name of Doris Day's sister...
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Old 10-04-2017, 02:37 PM   #4
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Who gets to clean up after the daily offerings?
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I've found a suitable pastor for the VEF flock.

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