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Old October 18th, 2018, 04:23 PM   #161
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Big Grin I`ll glady embrace that red haired nurse. As who wouldn't want a Zombie from the caring profession ?. Just as I know you`ll love this girl. Who`s so excited to get up close and personal with you , her mouth is watering

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Old October 19th, 2018, 08:12 AM   #162
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Big Grin Another date down at the cemetery. Offered to bring a BBQ picnic only she said is happy to nibble on whatever once I`m there

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Old October 19th, 2018, 12:05 PM   #163
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Default Thanx, Max - yellow is one of my favorite colors...

and she doesn't have any curlers in her hair. Sailormoon is waiting in the garden for you - not sure what she plans to snip off with that tool, though - unless it could be a tool for a tool?
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Old October 20th, 2018, 11:07 AM   #165
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Wink I`d take the risk with Sailormoon as unless her undead eyesight is as sharp as that implement she`d be hard pushed finding my tool

Tsunami your concern for my well being has touched me mighty. Something I often do thrice nightly. So to return the favour have arranged a checkup for you. With Nurse Chewdong here who loves a good screw


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Default Sorry, Max, that's too much of a dental assistant for me...

But I know of a certain ballet dancer who wants to bring some friends over to your 'neck of the woods' to have a meet-n-eat gathering with you and some of your friends.
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Red face How`d you know I like the Ballet ?

In grateful thanks (I said thanks) I've set you up with a woman not only nice and ripe , she can't wait to BBQ with you all through the night


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Big Grin Thought it about time set Carne up with a lovely undead babe .. Don't worry Mate swears isn't judgmental , let alone wants to rip the twitching flesh from your bones ... Hey , why would she lie ?

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