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August 27th, 2018, 03:45 PM	#13731
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August 28th, 2018, 02:41 AM	#13732
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August 28th, 2018, 01:21 PM	#13733
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What does a grape say when it`s stepped on ? ,

Nothing just lets out a little whine.

An enigma; where is a tower the biggest?

The one who first finds the right answer to the enigma above will win a brand new iPhone X.

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August 28th, 2018, 02:07 PM	#13735
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...What does a grape say when it`s stepped on ? ,

Nothing just lets out a little whine...

If it was a bad grape, it will go to Raisin Hell.

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That`s bang out of order !.

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At the very tip?

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August 29th, 2018, 01:10 PM	#13739
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August 29th, 2018, 02:52 PM	#13740
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