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Under station interview the detective asked me to honestly examine why I keep beating my wife ,
Oddly the answer of "Height , weight advantage longer reach and quicker footwork" if anything made the situation worse though.
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This bloke was having dinner at a mates place . Every time the mate needed something, he preceded his request to his Missus by calling her "Love" or "Darls" or "Sweetie" and so on. His mate looked at him and said, "That's nice you've been married for 20 years and you still use those little pet names." He replied, "Well, honestly mate, I've forgotten her name."
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For the first time in five years the wife swallowed after a blowjob ,
wonder if it's a sign she's coming out of her coma ?.
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Mrs and I had a hell of an argument last night over where we`d be going on our holidays ,
Thankfully it`s now sorted , I`m going to Thailand and she`s off to the battered wives hostel.
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This bloke, Max we'll call him, had been feeling sick and was finally convinced to see a Doctor after his girlfriend, Erica's, constant nagging. After a thorough examination, and much thought, the Doctor was ready to tell Max and a very worried Erica his prognosis. Max was too stressed out. He would need 6 months of pure relaxation. Erica, very agitated, took out her notepad to begin writing down his list of orders for these months of relaxation. "How should I go about it?" asked Max. "OK" said the Doc "I would like your girlfriend to take one tranquilizer four times a day…"
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Of course I think a fetus should have more rights than a woman ,
The fetus still has a chance of being a man !. Mrs was trying to be sexy last night laying on the bed sliding a lollypop in and out of her pussy , "Steady on love" I said "You'll need that in the morning to help see the kids across the road".
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