Dirty Girlfriend - Did you ever have one? - Page 4

**brianwp** · June 23rd, 2009, 09:14 AM

You know, I noticed a pattern here. The guys who had dirty slut girlfriends feel bad that they married their regular girl wives, and the guys who married their dirty slut girlfriends feel bad they married them. So...maybe the answer to marital bliss lies elsewhere beyond sex, huh?

**bawjaws** · June 23rd, 2009, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by brianwp

You know, I noticed a pattern here. The guys who had dirty slut girlfriends feel bad that they married their regular girl wives, and the guys who married their dirty slut girlfriends feel bad they married them. So...maybe the answer to marital bliss lies elsewhere beyond sex, huh?

I think the key words there are Girlfriends and Wives.. one is very different from the other

JerryFalwell · June 23rd, 2009, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by bawjaws

I think the key words there are Girlfriends and Wives.. one is very different from the other

That's why you need at least one of each! ;-)

**Adam West** · June 27th, 2009, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Toxic Dog

Of 20 or so women that I've been mixed up with over the past 30 years (in degrees of seriousness ranging from brief flings to 6 years of marriage), roughly half have fallen into the "dirty slut" category (see my avatar for one 1990s example), a couple have been shrinking violets, and the rest have occupied the middle ground between the two extremes.

My current lady (almost 4 years now and counting) is, I'm happy to say, a dirty slut.

- TD

LOVE your avatar. You must tell me, who was that dirty slut you were fucking? And it's great she was wearing nylons too!

sfb235 · June 29th, 2009, 03:05 PM

Although she wasn't one in all her relationships, my favourite mistress definately enjoyed being a filthy dirty slut for me, both in the bedroom and when we were out together. She was into dressing up (or down) and sometimes not dressing at all. Once after meeting her for lunch and as I was on my way back to work she pulled my hand up her skirt to demonstrate to me (and to anybody looking) her lack of knickers.

She was happy to have sex outdoors but generally only in very deserted places. We did once get off a bit in a Royal Park in Londn one evening but she got spooked by what turned out to be another couple doing the same thing.

All holes were always open. She did a great deepthroat (which I haven't experienced before or since). She also loved her bum sex good and hard and although she loved to feel me cum up her arse, she also liked to taste my cum. One time and I came in her cunt then I sucked it out and fed it back to her to swallow. Kinda kinky!

She was a multiple cummer and I could get her off six or seven times to each of my own, which in hindsight was probably a better deal for her. Still, the look on her face whenever she had an orgasm is etched on my mind for ever. It's a good job my wife can't see it there.

One of her sluttiest qualities was her love of watersports, to which I introduced her. Once just after entering a hotel room she whipped her jeans off and just pissed on the floor through her knickers. Magic and so-o-o horny! She would give, take it anywhere and swallow. We had a session of ass fucking and pissing in the woods near her house one day. Unfortunately we forgot to take towels so she happily put her clothes over her wet body and walked back home, dripping slightly. Her blond hair was wet and bedraggled and her big tits stuck to her blouse.

There wasn't anything she wouldn't do, light bondage, spanking, talking really dirty, watching hardcore movies (she had her own stash), wanking for me and she had even promised me a FFM session for a birthday present. Unfortunately we split up a couple of months before this was due so that's one thing still on my list.

I don't know whether she would have made a good wife. She had a voracious appetite for fucking and maybe that's best experienced occasionally. She certainly left me knackered every time we met up, though I hope I gave as good as I got. By the time we split up, I would have run off with her but she was no longer in love with me. I'm sure she is still giving it up for somebody, probably with more than one on the go.

Mrs SFB235 on the other hand likes most things in moderation - probably my recipe for a long relationship. Anal but not too deep. Pissing but just a squirt. Porn every now & then. Sex usually in bed, never outside but her behaviour never in the slightest bit slutty.

beezer60 · June 29th, 2009, 03:26 PM

Having read this thread I have a nagging feeling that I've missed out on something, and that it's now too late.

I only ever seemed to attract 'nice' girls, some of whom turned out to be 'nasty' but not in a sexual sense. Ho-hum.

avidfan · June 29th, 2009, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by beezer60

Having read this thread I have a nagging feeling that I've missed out on something, and that it's now too late.

I only ever seemed to attract 'nice' girls, some of whom turned out to be 'nasty' but not in a sexual sense. Ho-hum.

you and me both!

**tamsmith** · June 30th, 2009, 12:08 AM

One of my first girlfriends wanted me to do it when she was in the middle of her periods. I was not very sure but as I was horny I would have tried anything.

However if I had cut of my arm there would have been less blood and therefore my ardour cooled. We did not last long after that.

Learnt my leason though. You can get a BJ any time of the month.

JerryFalwell · June 30th, 2009, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by tamsmith

One of my first girlfriends wanted me to do it when she was in the middle of her periods. I was not very sure but as I was horny I would have tried anything.

However if I had cut of my arm there would have been less blood and therefore my ardour cooled. We did not last long after that.

Learnt my leason though. You can get a BJ any time of the month.

My missus used to get horniest during her period. As long as we had a towel, I had no trouble with the blood. Her horniness itself really turned me on.

quan · June 30th, 2009, 12:54 AM

my ex looked a lot like Shane Tyler but heavier. Her build was closer to Erica Boyer, but not as big as Keisha. Her blue eyes were a little bit separated like Shane, Uma Thurman. Blonde hair, busty, C cup almost a D. wrinkly dark purplish nipples on an oval areola that became more slanted as she got aroused. I loved those tasty things! She had a bubble butt with muscular legs & nice dark triangle pubes.

She was a virgin & head over heels for me. I taught her the most kinkiest stuff. She liked to be fucked hard & I did. Her pussy was so tight, she could squeeze it & one time I thought it was gonna bite my dick off. Yes she had a snapping pussy for real. Her sex drive was higher than mine. A nympho, I couldn't keep up with her.

One time I asked her if she wanted to see a man take a shit. She said yes so I did in the toilet, what I didn't know was that she was licking the turd as it came out of my ass! Another time, I took a shit in a grocery bag she was holding for me. She loved the smell. Yet another time, I took a huge banana shit into her mouth and she was blowing it like a huge cock.

I gave her an enema too, it all sounds super kinky, but really, other than those 3 x, it was pretty normal. I mean we had anal sex once cause she wanted it so bad.

June 23rd, 2009, 09:14 AM	#31
brianwp Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 1,464 Thanks: 4,856 Thanked 25,702 Times in 1,431 Posts	You know, I noticed a pattern here. The guys who had dirty slut girlfriends feel bad that they married their regular girl wives, and the guys who married their dirty slut girlfriends feel bad they married them. So...maybe the answer to marital bliss lies elsewhere beyond sex, huh?

June 29th, 2009, 03:05 PM	#35
sfb235 Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4 Thanks: 131 Thanked 24 Times in 4 Posts	Although she wasn't one in all her relationships, my favourite mistress definately enjoyed being a filthy dirty slut for me, both in the bedroom and when we were out together. She was into dressing up (or down) and sometimes not dressing at all. Once after meeting her for lunch and as I was on my way back to work she pulled my hand up her skirt to demonstrate to me (and to anybody looking) her lack of knickers. She was happy to have sex outdoors but generally only in very deserted places. We did once get off a bit in a Royal Park in Londn one evening but she got spooked by what turned out to be another couple doing the same thing. All holes were always open. She did a great deepthroat (which I haven't experienced before or since). She also loved her bum sex good and hard and although she loved to feel me cum up her arse, she also liked to taste my cum. One time and I came in her cunt then I sucked it out and fed it back to her to swallow. Kinda kinky! She was a multiple cummer and I could get her off six or seven times to each of my own, which in hindsight was probably a better deal for her. Still, the look on her face whenever she had an orgasm is etched on my mind for ever. It's a good job my wife can't see it there. One of her sluttiest qualities was her love of watersports, to which I introduced her. Once just after entering a hotel room she whipped her jeans off and just pissed on the floor through her knickers. Magic and so-o-o horny! She would give, take it anywhere and swallow. We had a session of ass fucking and pissing in the woods near her house one day. Unfortunately we forgot to take towels so she happily put her clothes over her wet body and walked back home, dripping slightly. Her blond hair was wet and bedraggled and her big tits stuck to her blouse. There wasn't anything she wouldn't do, light bondage, spanking, talking really dirty, watching hardcore movies (she had her own stash), wanking for me and she had even promised me a FFM session for a birthday present. Unfortunately we split up a couple of months before this was due so that's one thing still on my list. I don't know whether she would have made a good wife. She had a voracious appetite for fucking and maybe that's best experienced occasionally. She certainly left me knackered every time we met up, though I hope I gave as good as I got. By the time we split up, I would have run off with her but she was no longer in love with me. I'm sure she is still giving it up for somebody, probably with more than one on the go. Mrs SFB235 on the other hand likes most things in moderation - probably my recipe for a long relationship. Anal but not too deep. Pissing but just a squirt. Porn every now & then. Sex usually in bed, never outside but her behaviour never in the slightest bit slutty.

June 29th, 2009, 03:26 PM	#36
beezer60 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 245 Thanks: 930 Thanked 9,642 Times in 241 Posts	Having read this thread I have a nagging feeling that I've missed out on something, and that it's now too late. I only ever seemed to attract 'nice' girls, some of whom turned out to be 'nasty' but not in a sexual sense. Ho-hum.

June 30th, 2009, 12:08 AM	#38
tamsmith Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Coming close to the Slippery Slope. Posts: 7,800 Thanks: 77,915 Thanked 280,415 Times in 9,078 Posts	One of my first girlfriends wanted me to do it when she was in the middle of her periods. I was not very sure but as I was horny I would have tried anything. However if I had cut of my arm there would have been less blood and therefore my ardour cooled. We did not last long after that. Learnt my leason though. You can get a BJ any time of the month.

June 30th, 2009, 12:54 AM	#40
quan Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 8 Thanks: 35 Thanked 25 Times in 6 Posts	my ex looked a lot like Shane Tyler but heavier. Her build was closer to Erica Boyer, but not as big as Keisha. Her blue eyes were a little bit separated like Shane, Uma Thurman. Blonde hair, busty, C cup almost a D. wrinkly dark purplish nipples on an oval areola that became more slanted as she got aroused. I loved those tasty things! She had a bubble butt with muscular legs & nice dark triangle pubes. She was a virgin & head over heels for me. I taught her the most kinkiest stuff. She liked to be fucked hard & I did. Her pussy was so tight, she could squeeze it & one time I thought it was gonna bite my dick off. Yes she had a snapping pussy for real. Her sex drive was higher than mine. A nympho, I couldn't keep up with her. One time I asked her if she wanted to see a man take a shit. She said yes so I did in the toilet, what I didn't know was that she was licking the turd as it came out of my ass! Another time, I took a shit in a grocery bag she was holding for me. She loved the smell. Yet another time, I took a huge banana shit into her mouth and she was blowing it like a huge cock. I gave her an enema too, it all sounds super kinky, but really, other than those 3 x, it was pretty normal. I mean we had anal sex once cause she wanted it so bad.