Never have I ever - Page 77

**bloke57** · April 26th, 2017, 01:22 PM

N.H.I.E. much liked coffee

Lost a filling while eating toffee

Liked my beer too frothy

Spent the night in a bothy.

**Sir Honkers** · April 26th, 2017, 09:55 PM

Never have I got the cat to understand I am removing cactus spikes from her nose for her own good. Stop trying to scratch me you bitch!

**ruffroundedges** · April 27th, 2017, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loosegoose

Never have I got the cat to understand I am removing cactus spikes from her nose for her own good. Stop trying to scratch me you bitch!

Never have I ever:

- Had to pull cactus spines from a cats nose. (Porcupine quills from a dogs ass yes; yes I have more than once.)

- liked Hip Hop

- liked cabbage.

**trailmaster** · April 27th, 2017, 01:10 PM

Never have I ever liked tea except one: Rooibos spice tea from South Africa

Never have I ever liked fruit smoothies

Never have I ever eaten food from street vendors(except food festivals)

Never have I ever had a raspberry pie

Estreeter · April 27th, 2017, 01:22 PM

Never have I ever........

Destroyed a bird nest
Attempted to lick my own breast

Accepted nothing but the best

**Sir Honkers** · April 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM

Never have I had as much trouble keeping a straight face as I did this morning explaining to my granddaughter what Teddy (our pomeranian) was doing with Mr Giraffe (his stuffed toy). I LIED! Big time!

**trailmaster** · April 27th, 2017, 10:16 PM

Never have I ever had a firecracker blow up in my face

Never have I ever used my computer printer as a fax machine

Never have I ever used the scanning capability on my computer printer

Never have I ever not been able to remove a paper jam and get my computer printer working again

**ruffroundedges** · April 29th, 2017, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Never have I ever........
Attempted to lick my own breast

From lack of Gene Simmons or lack of Nadine Jansen????

Never have I ever:

- Played a french horn.
- Pretended to be Jason Bourn
- Been chipper in the morn..........

**trailmaster** · May 2nd, 2017, 10:41 PM

Never have I ever used a paintball gun

Never have I ever been drafted( got a medical discharge)

Never have I ever gotten my foot stuck in a street drain

Never have I ever dropped my reading glasses on a hard enough surface for them to break.

**ruffroundedges** · May 3rd, 2017, 07:23 PM

Never have I ever:

- worn high heels

- eaten orange peels

- clubbed a baby seal

April 27th, 2017, 01:22 PM	#765
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April 26th, 2017, 01:22 PM	#761
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	N.H.I.E. much liked coffee Lost a filling while eating toffee Liked my beer too frothy Spent the night in a bothy.

April 26th, 2017, 09:55 PM	#762
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,335 Thanks: 286,762 Thanked 386,086 Times in 30,291 Posts	Never have I got the cat to understand I am removing cactus spikes from her nose for her own good. Stop trying to scratch me you bitch!

April 27th, 2017, 01:10 PM	#764
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,162 Times in 60,062 Posts	Never have I ever liked tea except one: Rooibos spice tea from South Africa Never have I ever liked fruit smoothies Never have I ever eaten food from street vendors(except food festivals) Never have I ever had a raspberry pie

April 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM	#766
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,335 Thanks: 286,762 Thanked 386,086 Times in 30,291 Posts	Never have I had as much trouble keeping a straight face as I did this morning explaining to my granddaughter what Teddy (our pomeranian) was doing with Mr Giraffe (his stuffed toy). I LIED! Big time!

April 27th, 2017, 10:16 PM	#767
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,162 Times in 60,062 Posts	Never have I ever had a firecracker blow up in my face Never have I ever used my computer printer as a fax machine Never have I ever used the scanning capability on my computer printer Never have I ever not been able to remove a paper jam and get my computer printer working again

May 2nd, 2017, 10:41 PM	#769
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,162 Times in 60,062 Posts	Never have I ever used a paintball gun Never have I ever been drafted( got a medical discharge) Never have I ever gotten my foot stuck in a street drain Never have I ever dropped my reading glasses on a hard enough surface for them to break.