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Bought the wife a hula hoop for her birthday and boy was she pissed off ,
Well I didn't know it`d be too tight.
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September 28th, 2018, 02:27 PM | #633 |
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September 29th, 2018, 12:43 PM | #634 |
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Driving home my SatNav said "Turn off in 200 yards" and sure enough it was right ,
Saw the wife standing there.
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September 29th, 2018, 01:24 PM | #635 |
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September 29th, 2018, 03:02 PM | #636 |
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Cheers for the pms Fellow Forum Fellas , I`m pretty pleased with my Scotch accent to`oo`ooo
While in Glasgow went up to a local and asked "Is it true you batter Mars Bars up here ?"
He said "Hoots nay`mon , we`anly do tha ta`ou wives".
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While gazing at my wife laying at the bottom of the stairs couldn't help thinking to myself ,
"She`s right , I am pushy" .
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What’s the difference between Hillary and Vladimir ? ,
Putin can win an election rigged in his favour.
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