Post your corny jokes - Page 1415

Aaron · December 25th, 2018, 01:01 PM

What has ears, but does not hear?

Corn!

~~}[eywood~~ · December 25th, 2018, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaron

What has ears, but does not hear?

Corn!

You win. That's the corniest joke ever

**Sir Honkers** · December 25th, 2018, 09:26 PM

I hear my dogs singing their favourite Christmas carol last night
Bark! The Herald Angels Sing

**trailmaster** · December 26th, 2018, 12:49 PM

A man got a flat tire and called a friend. "Hey, I've gotten a flat tire, can you help me?" "How did it happen asked the friend?" "I ran over a bottle of vodka."
The friend says "That sounds kind of stupid, how did you not see it?"
"That damn Russian obviously had it in his pocket!"

**trailmaster** · December 27th, 2018, 11:46 AM

A grumpy old lady enters the office of her boss to make a complaint. "Could you please tell Bill to stop with the sexual harassment!" "What has he done?" "He is saying that my hair smells nice." "Shouldn't you be happy for that?" "NO, it is sexual harassment!" "How can that be?" "Because Bill is a dwarf!"

**mrfixit** · December 27th, 2018, 09:59 PM

**photoflex** · December 28th, 2018, 03:12 PM

Well, who of us can say they haven't toyed with the idea?

**trailmaster** · December 29th, 2018, 01:01 PM

Two guys were out in a jungle. One of the guys walks a few meters to the side in order to take a leak, when he suddenly gets bit on his dick. "Heeeeeeeelp!"
"What happened?" "I've been bit on my dick by a poisonous snake!" His friend calls 911 where they tell him that if they don't arrive right away, then he has 5 minutes to suck out the poison. "What did the doctors say?" "That you will die in 5 minutes."

**gedly** · December 29th, 2018, 05:19 PM

So I said to my mate, "I do love stockings and suspenders and seeing the arse in a thong"
He said, "That's nice. Would you like to see me in anything else?"

**captpike** · December 30th, 2018, 03:39 AM

A couple I hope haven't been posted yet

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December 28th, 2018, 03:12 PM	#14147
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December 25th, 2018, 01:01 PM	#14141
Aaron Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 206 Thanks: 6,639 Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts	What has ears, but does not hear? Corn!

December 25th, 2018, 09:26 PM	#14143
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,354 Thanks: 286,908 Thanked 386,298 Times in 30,311 Posts	I hear my dogs singing their favourite Christmas carol last night Bark! The Herald Angels Sing

December 26th, 2018, 12:49 PM	#14144
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,900 Thanks: 1,329,056 Thanked 707,265 Times in 60,072 Posts	A man got a flat tire and called a friend. "Hey, I've gotten a flat tire, can you help me?" "How did it happen asked the friend?" "I ran over a bottle of vodka." The friend says "That sounds kind of stupid, how did you not see it?" "That damn Russian obviously had it in his pocket!"

December 27th, 2018, 11:46 AM	#14145
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,900 Thanks: 1,329,056 Thanked 707,265 Times in 60,072 Posts	A grumpy old lady enters the office of her boss to make a complaint. "Could you please tell Bill to stop with the sexual harassment!" "What has he done?" "He is saying that my hair smells nice." "Shouldn't you be happy for that?" "NO, it is sexual harassment!" "How can that be?" "Because Bill is a dwarf!"

December 29th, 2018, 01:01 PM	#14148
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,900 Thanks: 1,329,056 Thanked 707,265 Times in 60,072 Posts	Two guys were out in a jungle. One of the guys walks a few meters to the side in order to take a leak, when he suddenly gets bit on his dick. "Heeeeeeeelp!" "What happened?" "I've been bit on my dick by a poisonous snake!" His friend calls 911 where they tell him that if they don't arrive right away, then he has 5 minutes to suck out the poison. "What did the doctors say?" "That you will die in 5 minutes."

December 29th, 2018, 05:19 PM	#14149
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,883 Thanked 69,317 Times in 3,171 Posts	So I said to my mate, "I do love stockings and suspenders and seeing the arse in a thong" He said, "That's nice. Would you like to see me in anything else?"