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December 30th, 2017, 12:51 PM	#2531
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,432 Times in 36,682 Posts	4268: Shagging you has become so boring, and the only way I can get it up with you is to look at naked pics of your mother -- get them out of the night stand for me! __________________

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December 30th, 2017, 01:24 PM	#2532
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,432 Times in 36,682 Posts	4269: Let me stick my dick in your greasy hair for some lubricant. __________________

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December 30th, 2017, 07:46 PM	#2533
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,287 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	4270 She screams like a banshee. Who? Your sister.

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January 1st, 2018, 11:13 AM	#2534
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,869 Times in 60,322 Posts	4271 When I said I like your pussy I actually meant your cat not that grotesque thing between your thighs __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 1st, 2018, 09:12 PM	#2535
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,287 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	4272 "Yes. Yes. Yes..YYEEEESSS!" "..." "Honey, who are you talking to?"

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January 6th, 2018, 11:27 AM	#2536
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	4273 "No. No. No..NOOOOOOOOOO!" "..." "Honey, you are right."

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January 6th, 2018, 03:37 PM	#2537
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,287 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	4274 STOP! Why? Hammertime!

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January 17th, 2018, 02:33 PM	#2538
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,432 Times in 36,682 Posts	4275: Suck my dick, OK now look up and smile at the camera (click) ... Great, I finally got a good one to post for my friends at VEF! __________________

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January 22nd, 2018, 11:47 AM	#2539
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,432 Times in 36,682 Posts	4276: I really wish you would stop that annoying growling whenever we do it doggie style! __________________

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January 22nd, 2018, 11:31 PM	#2540
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,287 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	4277 "I swear I thought you said it was okay if the guys came over." "I did. But not while we are fucking"

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