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That will be 185 yoyo (euro - silly currency - silly name) call out fee and 250 wear and tear on Mr Sledge. I now wish for a fast getaway. |
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Granted.
The guy driving your getaway car is Henri Paul. I wish I hadn't clipped that Merc with my Fiat Uno.
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Granted, however a serious attack of flatulence gives you an ass that Cinemascope movies can be shown on.
I wish for a weekend of sexual bliss with Bree Olson and Amy Reid.
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Your cock starts out by hurting unbearably for a week, turns green, explodes and then the stump falls off. You change your name to NoDick McLeary. And become a nun. I with that Alien life was really out there and that they would visit Earth tomorrow. |
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SETI have spent millions on this but failed as they didn't know where to look. You'll see them on TV masquerading as people from the lower end of the human genepool so no-one questions their odd behaviour. Watch Jeremy Kyle, Jerry Springer, Oprah etc. and you'll be phoning Torchwood. I wish someone invented instant oven chips. (that's fries for our American friends)
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(That's cow poop for our Armenian friends.) I wish I understood this equation [sin(ax)sin(bx) - k cos(ax)cos(bx) = -1]. |
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You do. Your chances of ever getting laid again are now less than zero.
I wish my chances were better than that.
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You are King of all You survey,Unfortunately You are locked in a cupboard
I wish I knew the meaning of Life.
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