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February 25th, 2011, 03:43 PM | #1001 |
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"If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney Dangerfield
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February 25th, 2011, 09:58 PM | #1002 |
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February 25th, 2011, 11:39 PM | #1003 |
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"Tron wasn't a movie; it was an extended music video for Daft Punk" - Anon.
Or maybe even better: "Tron is so lucky to be in Daft Punk's movie" Last edited by TheDogThatDidntBark; February 26th, 2011 at 12:32 AM.. |
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February 27th, 2011, 03:02 AM | #1004 |
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On being told that Calvin Coolidge was dead, Dorothy Parker said:
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February 27th, 2011, 05:55 AM | #1005 |
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Silent Cal
There was the press conference where a persistent reporter asked the President if he had anything to say about prohibition. Cal said “No.”
“Any comments on the world court?” “No.” “What about the farm situation?” Again the answer was no. “You don’t seem to have any comment about anything.” “No comment and don’t quote me.” *** "I've made a bet against a fellow who said that it was impossible to get more than two words out of you." Cal- "You lose." *** His wife was ill one Sunday, so Cal went to church under strict instructions to come back with every detail of what was talked about in the sermon.After he returned: "What was the sermon about?" "Sin." "What did he say about it?" "He was against it." |
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February 27th, 2011, 12:50 PM | #1006 |
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Continuing on a presidential theme...
"I have orders to be awakened at any time in the case of a national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting." - Ronald Reagan "Politics is supposed be the second oldest profession. I have come to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first." - Ronald Reagan "People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like." - Abraham Lincoln "Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else." - LBJ "I know only two tunes: One of them is 'Yankee Doodle' and the other isn't." - Ulysses S Grant |
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February 28th, 2011, 01:02 AM | #1007 |
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February 28th, 2011, 03:08 AM | #1008 |
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"NON!", Marcel Marceau, "Silent Movie" (The only word spoken in the movie.)
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February 28th, 2011, 03:25 PM | #1009 |
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“He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.”
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February 28th, 2011, 04:50 PM | #1010 |
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