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Old June 22nd, 2017, 01:00 PM   #501
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Well, it does say on her page she's not have much luck finding the right man



I have this feeling her hair style might suggest she's lookin' for the wrong gender

or maybe she should be lookin for a male blowfish



I don't know
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I have this feeling her hair style might suggest she's lookin' for the wrong gender


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or maybe she should be lookin for a male blowfish

Wise words as ever Mate

Oh and when It comes to someone best suited for that "Girl" () , I think I've found her





Still it could always be worse
We might have (Under gun point) had to meet one of these ladies for coffee. Ladies who yet again have written sod all in their profiles other than "Like walks on the beach , quiet nights in with wine and dvds , nice nights outs , have a GSOH , seeking a shining knight "



Yeah and erm , what exactly does the Shining Knight get out of dating one of these laugh a minute women



Still it could always be worse-er-er- still



As in , is that one even of this earth
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Old June 22nd, 2017, 03:39 PM   #503
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Scares me a little, the direction her eyes are looking that look like she's not impressed and is holding a knife behind her back

Think I'll sign out of this thread for the time being and give ya something to ponder



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Old June 27th, 2017, 03:39 PM   #504
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Big Grin Roll up Fellow Forum Fellas , here we`ve a girl who looks lovely and has a fantastic accent ... Oh but is a typical female of the female species personality wise , still you can't have everything ... If we did we`d all be married to our top Admin

This mother of one is on Plenty Of Fish and wants us to know



26 not 24. POF won't let me correct.

It isn't very fun writing this so I doubt you're having fun reading it so if you want to talk then send me a message.

Apparently this needs to be longer after correcting a spelling error. Fvck you world! And yes, that error was intentional.

I'm from Yorkshire, so be prepared to listen to Game of Thrones quotes.I'm occasionally funny, slightly awkward, creative and a complete nutter. Why on Earth would you want to get to know me?!I swear a lot. And find ways to bypass these silly POF filters. Fvck you internet police.Star Wars is my life. Okay not really but it's pretty damn good.I used to be a Youtuber. If you're interested in having a nosey, just ask.


Her Youtube page.

Plus a painfully bad "Job" she had when overseas .



For her and the man interested , age is not an issue

That`s right , so even eighty millennium old Greenman might even be in with a shot



Thing is if you follow the name (And delve like I did ) you end up finding her Twitter account and photos of her with the ex



Along with ones like this too



Now I`m not being rude only , what`s up with her tongue

Aside from it needing a thick shake natural protein coating of course
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Old June 28th, 2017, 01:46 PM   #505
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She looks good to me Max. I'll take her anytime. The average British woman is so much cuter that the average American woman. If you were here you'd see how bad it is here.!
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She looks good to me Max. I'll take her anytime. The average British woman is so much cuter that the average American woman. If you were here you'd see how bad it is here.!
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Not every American woman looks like your cleaning woman Trails



We hope

Although you`re not wrong , British babes are pretty cute and if you`re lucky , usually voluptuous ta boot

Such as this fine figured filly who I got on so well with I`d begun thinking about finally showing her my , collection of commemorative civil war thumb tacks



Well who couldn't like her ,



She enjoys a drink ,



Stuffing her mouth with meat ,



Plus drops to her knees without being bribed ,



Uh huh we were getting on so great , until I turned my back for a fatal half split second ,



Then you know who pounced and sweet talked her away
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Now I`m not being rude only , what`s up with her tongue
My thoughts .... If she was Mrs M Joker
I'd say you trained her well and have just made for her a bacon n' egg breakfast in bed

Though I'd love to see the next pic of her watching you eat it for her
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Now I`m not being rude only , what`s up with her tongue
Really
Nobody elarged the photo and checked out her tounge
What`s with the circles on it
Is she a Mysteron or something

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My thoughts .... If she was Mrs M Joker
I'd say you trained her well and have just made for her a bacon n' egg breakfast in bed

Though I'd love to see the next pic of her watching you eat it for her



Ever wondered what happened to Wednesday Addams

Turns out she dyed her hair then started cutting it with her eyes closed,



Became addicted to crack and started self tattooing



Still if could be



As this woman says her sense of humour is what she`s most proud of

Whereas me



Well I had to fight the urge to congratulate her on managing to take selfies , on the three occasion she was heading towards funerals .



From the looks of it , always her own
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Ever wondered what happened to Wednesday Addams
More interested in Cousin It


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As this woman says her sense of humour is what she`s most proud of

Whereas me


Maybe it's that day before the time of the month

Whereas this one with as arse that cries out for anal



says she's



I never saw a girl receiving communion looking like that, Confession maybe but not Communion

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Well it could have been worse





Was going to update new photos of our first hall of famer but that`ll have to wait. As having been directed to the Australian POF site (By someone who shall remain blameless ) Got distracted. At how many women are smiling in their photos for a start
From what I've seen so far all of them are smiling
That never happens on the British one.
We get sour faced bints instead who post photos with the intention of getting attention and then complaining about it



This one calls herself a lady and says she`s sick of the sexual content of the messages she receives.



A lady



Nope this Tagalog speaking Sydney based female is a lady



She`s four foot ten (Wow) , 35 , Asian, Aries and divorced.



About Reyshel ,
I'm short petite, slim lady..
I'm very respectful and loving person.
I have 2 kids and living my life to the fullest
P.S please read what my Intent says here in my profile before messaging me .
When you read that, then tell me if we're looking for the same thing in life ?
And are we going to click to each other ? And Is there some sparks between us to commit to each other?
Thank you.
I'm not interested to players.
Good luck to us and hope we find what we are looking for in the future.



She`s darn cute ta`boot
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