October 21st, 2008, 09:13 AM | #11 |
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October 22nd, 2008, 02:48 AM | #12 |
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Obviously in the black and white days they needed more than 4 stages:
Thanks to Schreibikus for Sophie (a whole movie in 9 shots).
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What's the difference between a blond and a refrigerator?
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December 4th, 2008, 12:03 AM | #14 |
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December 5th, 2008, 09:55 AM | #15 |
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Never forget that a woman made the first ever decision , or the result of it !!!
See how happy she looks , that`s because it`s her natural environment Fair treatment is firm treatment Now i`m not saying a womans place is in the home , but i do think one week every month a home should be available to put women in !
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December 5th, 2008, 12:55 PM | #17 |
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True true , and who`s being prejudiced anyway ?. We`re just posting a few harmless images of a few harmful (When behind the wheel) women.
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a blonde starts work as trainee car MOT tester.
on the 1st morning the boss says 'right let's start with the easiest task - we'll check the indicator lights are working'. he stands her behind the car, sits in and turns them on..... 'they working?' 'yes...no...yes...no...yes___________'
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Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up like an altar boy. Q: Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb. Q: Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? A: She was a woman Q: What's a homeless woman use for a vibrator? A: Two flies in a bottle. Q: What do you do when your womans watch breaks? A: Nothing there's a clock on the stove. Q: How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex ? A: Call her on the phone. Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: A rape victim. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A: They both drip when they're fucked. Q: What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity ? A: Get off of me Dad, you're crushing ma cigarettes. Q: Why is it so hard for Irish women to get pregnant ? A: Because as soon as the sperm enters the cell it tries to hang itself. Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself ? A: You would too if you were named Maaauuurraaagggghhh! Q: Why do German girls only do it doggy style? A: They can't stand to see somebody else have a good time. Q: Whats the difference between a Blonde and a mosquito ? A: One stops sucking when you slap it. Q: What is a redneck virgin? A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers. Q: What do you do when your dishwasher doesn't work? A: Hit her.
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My TWO PENNETH on WOMEN for what its worth.
Seeing as the skull of green is givin it large to the no cock brigade, I'll just add a snippet of my artwork....I MAY have been having a bad day with a girlfiend......
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