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October 3rd, 2018, 03:08 AM | #13901 |
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October 3rd, 2018, 04:14 AM | #13902 |
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Punch-Drunk Japanese man with a Diarrhetic Crazed father? A) A Slap Happy Jappy with a Crap Happy Pappy....... |
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October 3rd, 2018, 04:31 AM | #13903 |
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Non Offensive Irish Joke
Q) Who is the Irish Gal who stays out all night and sleeps with anyone ?
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October 3rd, 2018, 10:52 AM | #13904 |
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October 4th, 2018, 07:54 AM | #13905 |
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Not envying the woman
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October 4th, 2018, 03:45 PM | #13906 |
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The young man replied, Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, “The Double Mint Twins are coming” and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, “Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling”, and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, “William’s Big Stick Did the Trick”, and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, “Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident”, I just lost it. “CASE DISMISSED!!”
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October 4th, 2018, 09:45 PM | #13907 |
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Imagine my joy when I was getting out the Christmas decorations and found a present I forgot to give my kids last year. Their excited faces were a picture as they unwrapped it and opened the box. Such a pity it was a puppy!
Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken. So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one. How do you know if you have a high sperm count? When your wife has to chew before she swallows. I wanked over a blind girl yesterday. She never saw me coming. |
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October 5th, 2018, 08:57 AM | #13908 |
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My computer doesn´t allow me to watch the pics here. :-/
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October 5th, 2018, 10:56 AM | #13909 |
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Two in the case anybody needs an extra ;)
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October 5th, 2018, 01:10 PM | #13910 |
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What's the difference between a gay and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your sausage. Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China? Everybody won. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? Bit of both, this is a rape. I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop wanking. When I asked why, she said, "because I'm trying to examine you!" |
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