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Old January 30th, 2017, 06:50 PM   #1431
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Ways James Bond has killed someone.

1. Thrown into a pool of piranhas. (You Only Live Twice)
2. A gas bullet in the mouth & forced him to bite on it so he inflated & burst (Live & Let Die)
3. Thrown into coffin full of snakes,Later a .44 Magnum round to the head and He's still alive at the end of the movie... (Live and Let Die)
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Ways James Bond has killed someone.

1. Thrown into a pool of piranhas. (You Only Live Twice)
2. A gas bullet in the mouth & forced him to bite on it so he inflated & burst (Live & Let Die)
3. Thrown into coffin full of snakes,Later a .44 Magnum round to the head and He's still alive at the end of the movie... (Live and Let Die)
4. Electrocution by hat ( Goldfinger )
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Ways James Bond has killed someone.

1. Thrown into a pool of piranhas. (You Only Live Twice)
2. A gas bullet in the mouth & forced him to bite on it so he inflated & burst (Live & Let Die)
3. Thrown into coffin full of snakes,Later a .44 Magnum round to the head and He's still alive at the end of the movie... (Live and Let Die)
4. Electrocution by hat ( Goldfinger )
5. Burned alive after lighter thrown at him (Sanchez in License to Kill)
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Ways James Bond has killed someone.

1. Thrown into a pool of piranhas. (You Only Live Twice)
2. A gas bullet in the mouth & forced him to bite on it so he inflated & burst (Live & Let Die)
3. Thrown into coffin full of snakes,Later a .44 Magnum round to the head and He's still alive at the end of the movie... (Live and Let Die)
4. Electrocution by hat ( Goldfinger )
5. Burned alive after lighter thrown at him (Sanchez in License to Kill)
6. Thrown overboard with a bomb attached to him. (Diamonds Are Forever)
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Ways James Bond has killed someone.

1. Thrown into a pool of piranhas. (You Only Live Twice)
2. A gas bullet in the mouth & forced him to bite on it so he inflated & burst (Live & Let Die)
3. Thrown into coffin full of snakes,Later a .44 Magnum round to the head and He's still alive at the end of the movie... (Live and Let Die)
4. Electrocution by hat ( Goldfinger )
5. Burned alive after lighter thrown at him (Sanchez in License to Kill)
6. Thrown overboard with a bomb attached to him. (Diamonds Are Forever)
7. Plunged headfirst into boiling mud (Diamonds are Forever)
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Ways James Bond has killed someone.

1. Thrown into a pool of piranhas. (You Only Live Twice)
2. A gas bullet in the mouth & forced him to bite on it so he inflated & burst (Live & Let Die)
3. Thrown into coffin full of snakes,Later a .44 Magnum round to the head and He's still alive at the end of the movie... (Live and Let Die)
4. Electrocution by hat ( Goldfinger )
5. Burned alive after lighter thrown at him (Sanchez in License to Kill)
6. Thrown overboard with a bomb attached to him. (Diamonds Are Forever)
7. Plunged headfirst into boiling mud (Diamonds are Forever)
8. Dropped down a factory smoke stack via Helicopter (For Your Eyes Only)
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Old January 31st, 2017, 01:11 PM   #1437
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1. Thrown into a pool of piranhas. (You Only Live Twice)
2. A gas bullet in the mouth & forced him to bite on it so he inflated & burst (Live & Let Die)
3. Thrown into coffin full of snakes,Later a .44 Magnum round to the head and He's still alive at the end of the movie... (Live and Let Die)
4. Electrocution by hat ( Goldfinger )
5. Burned alive after lighter thrown at him (Sanchez in License to Kill)
6. Thrown overboard with a bomb attached to him. (Diamonds Are Forever)
7. Plunged headfirst into boiling mud (Diamonds are Forever)
8. Dropped down a factory smoke stack via Helicopter (For Your Eyes Only)
9. Speargun shot to the chest. (Thunderball)
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Ways James Bond has killed someone

1. Thrown into a pool of piranhas (You Only Live Twice)
2. A gas bullet in the mouth & forced him to bite on it so he inflated & burst (Live and Let Die)
3. Thrown into a coffin full of snakes, later a.44 Magnum round to the head and he's still alive at the end of the movie...(Live and Let Die)
4. Electrocution by hat (Goldfinger)
5. Burned alive after lighter is thrown at him (Sanchez in License to Kill)
6. Thrown overboard with bomb attached to him (Diamonds are Forever)
7. Plunged headfirst into boiling mud (Diamonds are Forever)
8. Dropped down a factory smoke stack via helicopter (For Your Eyes Only)
9. Speargun shot to the chest (Thunderball )
10. Stabbed and garroted (From Russia With Love)
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Ways James Bond has killed someone

1. Thrown into a pool of piranhas (You Only Live Twice)
2. A gas bullet in the mouth & forced him to bite on it so he inflated & burst (Live and Let Die)
3. Thrown into a coffin full of snakes, later a.44 Magnum round to the head and he's still alive at the end of the movie...(Live and Let Die)
4. Electrocution by hat (Goldfinger)
5. Burned alive after lighter is thrown at him (Sanchez in License to Kill)
6. Thrown overboard with bomb attached to him (Diamonds are Forever)
7. Plunged headfirst into boiling mud (Diamonds are Forever)
8. Dropped down a factory smoke stack via helicopter (For Your Eyes Only)
9. Speargun shot to the chest (Thunderball )
10. Stabbed and garroted (From Russia With Love)
11. Crushed to death with ice chandelier (Die Another Day)
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Ways James Bond has killed someone

1. Thrown into a pool of piranhas (You Only Live Twice)
2. A gas bullet in the mouth & forced him to bite on it so he inflated & burst (Live and Let Die)
3. Thrown into a coffin full of snakes, later a.44 Magnum round to the head and he's still alive at the end of the movie...(Live and Let Die)
4. Electrocution by hat (Goldfinger)
5. Burned alive after lighter is thrown at him (Sanchez in License to Kill)
6. Thrown overboard with bomb attached to him (Diamonds are Forever)
7. Plunged headfirst into boiling mud (Diamonds are Forever)
8. Dropped down a factory smoke stack via helicopter (For Your Eyes Only)
9. Speargun shot to the chest (Thunderball )
10. Stabbed and garroted (From Russia With Love)
11. Crushed to death with ice chandelier (Die Another Day)
12. Piton fired into head (Diamonds are Forever)
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