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When given a choice 9 out of 10 women will choose
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"Once upon a time, there were three little dildos that went to the masturbation academy. And they were each assigned very hazardous duties but I took them all away from all that and now they work for me. My name is Charleeee."

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"[...]three little dildos [...] were each assigned very hazardous duties but I took them away from all that and now they work for me[...]"

Still looks hazardous to me!

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