FUNTIME: Create/write a photo caption - Page 255

Estreeter · October 3rd, 2016, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Hertz

How to improve your wife's looks and not listen to her in one action

**Eric Cartman** · October 3rd, 2016, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Hertz

It would be awfully difficult for her to say no to anal now.

**Eric Cartman** · October 3rd, 2016, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric Cartman

Grandpa Bert never expected The Grim Reaper to roll up in a PT Cruiser at Walmart to collect his soul.

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Originally Posted by cuzzyman927

Not really a funny caption -- I was wondering how in the world he can see through, over and around all that junk well enough to drive?

Not a clue but I know where he stops to fill up his gas tank.

**cuzzyman927** · October 4th, 2016, 01:43 AM

No Jerry, I've been busy tidying up the yard
and I haven't seen your wife.

**Eric Cartman** · October 4th, 2016, 10:15 PM

How much do you wanna bet that he's out looking for traffic jam?

**rotobott** · October 4th, 2016, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by cuzzyman927

I advertised on Craigslist for a blower, amazing what bargains you can get

**cuzzyman927** · October 5th, 2016, 11:03 AM

Excuse me maam, I'm going door to door collecting for the Salvation Army,
do you have any used or "unused" clothing you would like to donate?

**tygrkhat40** · October 5th, 2016, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric Cartman

How much do you wanna bet that he's out looking for traffic jam?

This is what happens when you challenge a 'Vette to a drag race; you get toasted.

**Eric Cartman** · October 5th, 2016, 10:12 PM

Mrs. Tabler knew better than to let Mr. Tabler go to the supermarket unsupervised.

**rotobott** · October 5th, 2016, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric Cartman

Essentials only she said

October 4th, 2016, 01:43 AM	#2544
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,465 Times in 36,682 Posts	No Jerry, I've been busy tidying up the yard and I haven't seen your wife. __________________

October 5th, 2016, 11:03 AM	#2547
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,465 Times in 36,682 Posts	Excuse me maam, I'm going door to door collecting for the Salvation Army, do you have any used or "unused" clothing you would like to donate? __________________

October 4th, 2016, 10:15 PM	#2545
Eric Cartman Moderator (Retired) Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The streets of Butter Nuts, New York. Posts: 11,082 Thanks: 97,294 Thanked 435,152 Times in 14,497 Posts	How much do you wanna bet that he's out looking for traffic jam?

October 5th, 2016, 10:12 PM	#2549
Eric Cartman Moderator (Retired) Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The streets of Butter Nuts, New York. Posts: 11,082 Thanks: 97,294 Thanked 435,152 Times in 14,497 Posts	Mrs. Tabler knew better than to let Mr. Tabler go to the supermarket unsupervised.