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Old September 15th, 2016, 03:01 PM   #2491
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Old September 16th, 2016, 03:51 PM   #2492
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Old September 16th, 2016, 03:58 PM   #2493
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Poor tired old grandma, the years have really caught up with her.
Its getting more and more difficult for her to stay awake!
She even falls asleep now halfway through grandpa's blowjobs!
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Having to put down our pet collie has made me hubby so sad and depressed,
so to make him feel better I now let him walk me on a leash everyday!


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Having to put down our pet collie has made me hubby so sad and depressed,
so to make him feel better I now let him walk me on a leash everyday!

However, I draw the line at sniffing his butt!
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Poor tired old grandma, the years have really caught up with her.
Its getting more and more difficult for her to stay awake!
She even falls asleep now halfway through grandpa's blowjobs!

Looks like Grandpa "fell asleep" too.
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When You said You wanted to do it Doggy fashion..
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Being on the dole we could no longer afford a dog.

But hubby promised me as soon as this marijuana crop was harvested,We would get a pit bull and I could get back to my kitchen duties
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