The corrupt a wish game - Page 362

**@llatse@** · September 15th, 2018, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I wish for a pretty woman with big flabby tits and a spongy butt who will love me whenever I want and will cook and clean for me and never nag me.

Dozy Genie sez Anne Widdicombe is on her way (his idea of pretty)

I wish for all the time in the world

**trailmaster** · September 16th, 2018, 12:46 PM

Granted. You have all the time in the world now that you live in the Cretaceous period, except that you'll be spending most of that time running away from dinosaurs.

I wish that I could just point at a person I didn't like and he/she would disappear.

**bowlinggreen** · September 16th, 2018, 07:09 PM

Wish granted. But one day you are mad at yourself for dropping your breakfast on the floor and there is a mirror right next to you and you have a senior moment, and point...

I wish for all my gray hairs to disappear.

**trailmaster** · September 17th, 2018, 12:52 PM

Wish granted. You're gray hairs have gone. One day you're in a bar and there is a man about your age sitting at one of the tables.He is looking at you as if he knows you. Then he gets up and starts beating at you. He says you were someone who used to always beat him up in grammar school and now he is going to beat you up. You say. Wait I don't know you I'm really much older. My gray hairs have disappeared. The man does not care and continues to beat upon you until the bar bouncer and manager throw both he and you out of the bar and told not to come back. The man then pulls out a gun and you start running for your life!

I wish I could start my life over, but live in warm Arizona, not cold Illinois.

**@llatse@** · September 21st, 2018, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

I wish I could start my life over, but live in warm Arizona, not cold Illinois.

Granted you're in Death Valley......you got about 20mins of life left to find out why it got its name.

I wish I was in Death Valley taunting TM with a cool beer.

**trailmaster** · September 21st, 2018, 12:47 PM

Wish granted, however, you have just been hit by a jet powered car going at 700 miles per hour. You did not notice that you had stepped into the U.S. government testing area for high powered jet cars. Splaaaaaaat. Your smashed, broken body will nourish all the snakes, vultures and other desert dwelling critters!

I wish that a black star comes into Earth's orbit, which brings it back to where it was on June 21st so we can have a second Summer.

**old alal** · September 22nd, 2018, 07:08 AM

Wish granted, we have a second summer (I'm up for that over here) but the heatwave really warms up the Great Lakes, and at the end of the second summer,storm Florence is born over the Lakes not the Atlantic. The Coastal communities are greatful that the storm hits Chicago with force, completely destroying one particulay apartment building. You are made homeless.

I wish I could be part of the Government and talk some "ordinary people common sense" to them, while knocking a rew heads together!

**@llatse@** · September 23rd, 2018, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by old alal

I wish I could be part of the Government and talk some "ordinary people common sense" to them, while knocking a rew heads together!

So a rew heads......ok you get to star with the Boxing 'Roo's of Brisbane they love a human punchbag.......g'luck cobber

I wish to never hear Brexit mentioned again ever

**trailmaster** · September 23rd, 2018, 12:20 PM

Wish granted. You won't hear Brexit ever again and nothing else because you have suddenly gone deaf

I wish that I had been born in 1900 a gentler time of the century with none of the electronic nonsense gadgets that we have now.

larry74403 · September 24th, 2018, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

I wish that I had been born in 1900 a gentler time of the century with none of the electronic nonsense gadgets that we have now.

Wish granted but you and all your family die in the Spanish Flu outbreak of 1918. Rest In Peace my friend. I hardly knew you.
I wish That everyone that has ever commented on this thread could get a blow job from their favorite celebrity. I want mine from Alexandra Daddario.

September 16th, 2018, 07:09 PM	#3613
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	Wish granted. But one day you are mad at yourself for dropping your breakfast on the floor and there is a mirror right next to you and you have a senior moment, and point... I wish for all my gray hairs to disappear. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

September 22nd, 2018, 07:08 AM	#3617
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	Wish granted, we have a second summer (I'm up for that over here) but the heatwave really warms up the Great Lakes, and at the end of the second summer,storm Florence is born over the Lakes not the Atlantic. The Coastal communities are greatful that the storm hits Chicago with force, completely destroying one particulay apartment building. You are made homeless. I wish I could be part of the Government and talk some "ordinary people common sense" to them, while knocking a rew heads together! __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

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September 16th, 2018, 12:46 PM	#3612
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,169 Times in 60,062 Posts	Granted. You have all the time in the world now that you live in the Cretaceous period, except that you'll be spending most of that time running away from dinosaurs. I wish that I could just point at a person I didn't like and he/she would disappear.

September 17th, 2018, 12:52 PM	#3614
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,169 Times in 60,062 Posts	Wish granted. You're gray hairs have gone. One day you're in a bar and there is a man about your age sitting at one of the tables.He is looking at you as if he knows you. Then he gets up and starts beating at you. He says you were someone who used to always beat him up in grammar school and now he is going to beat you up. You say. Wait I don't know you I'm really much older. My gray hairs have disappeared. The man does not care and continues to beat upon you until the bar bouncer and manager throw both he and you out of the bar and told not to come back. The man then pulls out a gun and you start running for your life! I wish I could start my life over, but live in warm Arizona, not cold Illinois.

September 21st, 2018, 12:47 PM	#3616
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,169 Times in 60,062 Posts	Wish granted, however, you have just been hit by a jet powered car going at 700 miles per hour. You did not notice that you had stepped into the U.S. government testing area for high powered jet cars. Splaaaaaaat. Your smashed, broken body will nourish all the snakes, vultures and other desert dwelling critters! I wish that a black star comes into Earth's orbit, which brings it back to where it was on June 21st so we can have a second Summer.

September 23rd, 2018, 12:20 PM	#3619
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,169 Times in 60,062 Posts	Wish granted. You won't hear Brexit ever again and nothing else because you have suddenly gone deaf I wish that I had been born in 1900 a gentler time of the century with none of the electronic nonsense gadgets that we have now.