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June 24th, 2009, 10:58 AM
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anyone got a caption 4 Kiwi?
 Mary found the new club much more boring than she originally imagined.  Kiwi
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June 24th, 2009, 11:05 AM
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When Roger the Head Barman told the barmaid he wanted her to do some 'Bottling Up'...that wasn't quite what he had in mind....;-)
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June 24th, 2009, 11:23 AM
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The long queue at the Ladies forced Agnes to take desperate measures.
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June 24th, 2009, 11:27 AM
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Due to the 'Credit Crunch', the staff at the 'Cock & Beaver' were having to refill the 'alcopos' for resale...;-)
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June 24th, 2009, 11:28 AM
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I got myself banned
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Bottoms Up.
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June 24th, 2009, 11:34 AM
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Rosie wanted to know when the new bottle opener was getting delivered, as she was getting a little sore after 2 weeks of this...;_0
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June 24th, 2009, 11:48 AM
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" Dederie's baby was now 18 years overdue so she dreaded these regular visits to the pub ,in fact almost as much as she feared a muffled request for a packet of salt and vinegar "
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June 24th, 2009, 04:50 PM
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When Agnes was asked if she had enjoyed her blind date,she had to reply,no I'm afraid I bottled it. |
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June 25th, 2009, 12:54 AM
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Recycling
While I am waiting for something to happen around here, and seeing as how the drink waiter is so slow, I think I will just recycle my drink!
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June 25th, 2009, 03:14 AM
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While her boyfriend chatted up the waitress, Agnes made a surprise out of his drink...
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