Cannibalism , Well, Would You ?

MaxJoker · March 13th, 2012, 03:24 PM

Ok picture it

The plane you`re on has crashed in the middle of nowhere

No not in Birmingham or Hull , i mean nowhere with any access to foodstuffs .

All you see when you stumbled shaky legged out of the wreckage is a desert , or a frosty landscape ( Which granted almost brings us back to Hull) .

You go check the supplies and discover only packets of peanuts and several hundred servings of typical airline food .

I know

Lets be honest , you`re screwed

Then you notice Mr Blatt ( A name chosen impurely at random) , the slightly overweight man who seem`s to be gravely injured.

Ok so it`s a paper cut , but needs must right

Could you cook (As hey we`re not savages) and eat one ( Then eventually all) of your fellow passengers

Look before you all droolingly rush to answer , remember these people are civilians ok.

They`re not forum members

Plus you`re hungry.

Or at least will be by the time you`ve clubbed (Simply to tenderise ) one of the passengers to death , made a marinade (Out of something ) and slowly cooked (Never forgetting to regularly bast) over a roaring Mmmmmm fire

Anyway in answer to my own question....

Well yes , yes i would.

Which is one of the reasons i never travel internationally without taking hand luggage that mainly consists of spices and several jars of apple sauce

So what about you

Would you be able to make the supreme sacrifice ( As in sacrificing someone else) to ensure you lived that bit longer ?

As i said before , remember you are a V.E.T member , one of the chosen

So would you , could you

View Poll Results: Would you be brave enough to slowly roast another human being so you yourself might survive ?
Yes i`d eat someone, especially if it was a woman aged between 19 to 25 .	162	73.30%
No because i am weak willed .	24	10.86%
I don`t understand the question , or why somebody as obviously warped as you ever became a Mod ?	35	15.84%
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March 13th, 2012, 03:24 PM	#1
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Cannibalism , Well, Would You ? Ok picture it The plane you`re on has crashed in the middle of nowhere No not in Birmingham or Hull , i mean nowhere with any access to foodstuffs . All you see when you stumbled shaky legged out of the wreckage is a desert , or a frosty landscape ( Which granted almost brings us back to Hull) . You go check the supplies and discover only packets of peanuts and several hundred servings of typical airline food . I know Lets be honest , you`re screwed Then you notice Mr Blatt ( A name chosen impurely at random) , the slightly overweight man who seem`s to be gravely injured. Ok so it`s a paper cut , but needs must right Could you cook (As hey we`re not savages) and eat one ( Then eventually all) of your fellow passengers Look before you all droolingly rush to answer , remember these people are civilians ok. They`re not forum members Plus you`re hungry. Or at least will be by the time you`ve clubbed (Simply to tenderise ) one of the passengers to death , made a marinade (Out of something ) and slowly cooked (Never forgetting to regularly bast) over a roaring Mmmmmm fire Anyway in answer to my own question.... Well yes , yes i would. Which is one of the reasons i never travel internationally without taking hand luggage that mainly consists of spices and several jars of apple sauce So what about you Would you be able to make the supreme sacrifice ( As in sacrificing someone else) to ensure you lived that bit longer ? As i said before , remember you are a V.E.T member , one of the chosen So would you , could you __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.