your first wank over a mag

[Astatine]

For me it wasn't a mag, it was a copy of the classic Laura Middleton that my parents had. Read it and you'll see why ...

[Girlfan]

Jane Connors on Page 3 of the Sun was the first girl I popped my nuts to, round about 1975.
Not this photo, but one very similar, which I kept hidden away for years and years.



Didn't get my filthy paws on a proper wank-mag until about two years later, when I found a copy of Fiesta on a riverbank whilst fishing - my Dad & my Uncle were both close by, so all I dared do was have the briefest look, then ripped out a single picture. It was a dark-haired girl, in a sort of camoflage/army rig but with tits and pussy on full show - and I remember she was smoking a cigarette.
I kept that pictrure for a while, as well!

[steamjon]

First proper ejaculation.

I saw a Malaysian woman being interviewed on Pebble Mill in the early 80s. She was all dolled up, high heels and looked gorgeous. I went straight up to the bathroom and whacked it furiously until I shot all over myself. Until then I always held back.

First time over a mag. Razzle magazine, Janie Hamilton.

[YesterdaysPorn]

The first *mag*, not the first time, was probably a playboy or penthouse. I had already jerked off on several occasions, and had previously seen porn, but then I had an epiphany that combining the two would be more exciting... So I grabbed one of my brother's mags and went to the washroom. All I recall was a centerfold of a prone brunette and some brilliant text about "bodies shaking with erotic cries of delight" or something like that.

The very first jerkoff was while reading Stephen King's Pet Sematary. There's a scene where the wife jerks the hubby. Lying down, still fully clothed, I absentmindedly stroked myself with thumb and forefinger while reading. For some reason that session wasn't very pleasurable. Then I felt wetness and for a panicked moment thought I was bleeding. A quick peek under the front of my shorts and I then sort of realized what had happened.

Several years later I had another encounter with Mr. King, just a coincidence this time. I had a wet dream, which seeped through my green shorts and onto the pages edge of The Stand in paperback. Ridiculously paranoid that my parents would see this tell-tale stains, the next day I heated up some hot cocoa and spilled it over the yellow to conceal my crime.

[Cap'n Zippy]

Playboy, April 1980. Liz Glazowski. And she still makes me want to rub one off.

[tantalus1970]

Fiesta May 1985 Erica (first set in the mag)

I think its on this forum somewhere; if not it's definitely on the creamcheese site (not sure if I can post the link).

I'd been wanking for a while over my Dad's mags and lingerie catalogues (ah, lingerie catalogues!) but I didn't know you could cum while wanking!

One day I decided I would wank over every single picture of a girl in the magazine, including the adverts. I would slowly count to 5 if it was just a pic of a girl in clothes, to 10 if I could see tits or arse, and to 15 if I could see pussy. I would count very slowly if the pic or the babe was hot. I also decided that for the actual picture sets, I would wank really hard and really fast!

It took me more than 10 minutes just to get to the first set. After a couple of minutes frantically beating my meat to the first page of the spread, I was just about to turn the page when I suddenly felt some sort of twitch in my balls and then something rising up inside. For a split-second I thought I was going to piss but then all this cream came spurting out (and I thought 'Eureka!').

It was a shame in some ways because it wasn't my favourite set in the mag ( I probably came more times to Erica when I bought the mag again from the jobbydealer site around 2002) but over the next couple of years I made a point of creaming to every single page with pics of girls on it in the mag, and in the rest of my Dad's collection, mostly cut-out pages of babes with big tits, which got a lot of spunk from me! (I never had any of that teen angst; I was usually too worn out!)

I wish I'd known in advance about cumming while wanking (sounds really soft, doesn't it?) as I would have shot my very first load over a lingerie pic of Lalla Dean: http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com...2&postcount=52 Third from the left, top row, with the feather thing behind her; the single most cummed to pic of my entire life! Never forgave my Dad for throwing that catalogue out

[tom.1962]

Before I was brave enough to buy my first Knave, and before the Sunday Times started publishing their wonderful mid 70's topless fashion shoots, my first nudey pics were courtesy of Monty Python's Big Red Book. There were a few 1920's naked women - who frankly didn't do that much for me. But there was one small photo of a naked girl with lovely pointy breasts who introduced me to the wonders of sperm.

[Richieboy]

My first 'mag wank' was over Parade magazine - anyone remember those? - I think I did it over Anita Harris who was if I remember wearin a small bikini at the time, this is well back in the sixties! I have used and enjoyed many since, Mayfair, Escort, Penthouse the list goes on, My all time fave was over my ex wife who appeared as the centre spread in Fiesta (on this site as Jackie vol 15/01) gave hr what she stopped giving me.

[geller]

This takes me back awhile... I was probably about 12 or 13 and over at a friend's house. He told me that in his health class they talked about masturbation and how it was normal and there was nothing wrong with it. Running with the idea that there was nothing wrong with it, he tried to show me how (on himself that is). We were both quite unsuccessful, not really knowing what to expect. After a few days, on returning home I tried again using a different method, and found out he was doing it wrong. (Well, to each his own, but I was certainly doing it wrong before.)

[ozzrahog]

Before porn mags my first "experience" was a copy of amateur photographer I found in the woods