Are You The Typical Bloke ?

Estreeter · April 22nd, 2011, 04:52 AM

Are You The Typical Bloke ?

I think quite a few members here could be classed as a typical male, the sort that females complain about, maybe even driven some to become lesbians

Is the TV remote exclusively yours ?
Do you have a fridge dedicated to beer ?
Unless drunk, do you do all the driving ?

Do any of these pictures remind you of your self ?

Your idea of entertainment

The only form of cooking you really enjoy

You'd rather dress like this

instead of

That's not a meal

this is a meal

I think most of us could relate to what I just wrote, well, maybe

**botogames** · April 22nd, 2011, 05:01 AM

Yes.

Love BBQ. drinking (a lot), women close their eyes when I walk by. Dress for failure, over weight, I have a chain on the remote locked to my chair.

Will not let anyone drive when I'm in the car, and I have my car decked out and no one can drive it.

I think I meet all of your standards, maybe I have a few more to add..

hate buying new cloths
Enjoy a hot dog over french food
rather watch TV than talk
and I like looking at porn

**Mal Hombre** · April 22nd, 2011, 08:58 AM

I'd have to say Yes to all those questions,I love BBQ,I dress for comfort not style and I like to keep the TV remote to hand(When there's anything on anyway),So I guess I am the Typical Bloke and I want steak and chips.

**Brecht** · April 22nd, 2011, 11:09 AM

I'd say yes to all the pics except the first because I hate watching sports. I like to play basketball, ice hockey and riding the bike rather than watching others doing it. It makes no sense to me. Buying new clothes gives me the creeps but it's gotta be from time to time. I dress for comfort for the most time and avoid going to wedding parties for this reason.

Yes, I know, too much beer and heavy food are noxious but get me a beer and a steak. Nothing over a good BBQ.

**tygrkhat40** · April 22nd, 2011, 03:07 PM

The remote is mine, because I have my own TV. If I dress for style, I'm dressed comfortably. I'd rather have a 12-year-old scotch rather than a beer. And whether it's a meal fit for a king or peasant food, it's all good.

**shodan2011** · April 22nd, 2011, 06:40 PM

I suppose I am. The TV remote should always be mine, because I live on my own (no need to get the violins out

). I do rather appreciate a beer or four when I can afford it. I hate wearing a suit - I like to wear clothes that I feel comfortable in, rather than because some style idiot says it's the thing to wear. Food is, well food so it's all good.

**whop** · April 22nd, 2011, 09:02 PM

First pic is wrong. There is green stuff in the sandwiches and they are wearing ironed shirts. Those guys are not men!

Second, I hate BBQ. I prefer my food cooked, not half burnt half raw. Apart from that I'll eat anything as long as meat is a part of the meal.

Everyone else is a lousy driver, noone touches my car, I wear clothes, whatever is on top in the drawer that day, and I am king of the TV.

**Brecht** · April 22nd, 2011, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whop

Second, I hate BBQ. I prefer my food cooked, not half burnt half raw.

You're gonna end up here for saying this: http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com...death-row.html

Oh, the irony.

**ballyhoo** · April 22nd, 2011, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Your idea of entertainment

I wholeheartedly agree with everything, ES!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norbert84

I'd say yes to all the pics except the first because I hate watching sports.

if they're members here, they're not watching sports. it's porn!

Quote:

Originally Posted by whop

First pic is wrong. There is green stuff in the sandwiches and they are wearing ironed shirts.

the green stuff could be... well, you know. and the shirts might be straight
out of the package. had to look nice to impress the wives, so they'd leave!

and of course, this all leads up to the manliest of manly-man tasks;

(I know guys, but any chance I get to post a terlet... I do!)

**Welderman** · April 22nd, 2011, 11:41 PM

Too bloody right Mate, i still like to fart in mixed company, just reminded me of my first time in Australia, i was fortunate enough to have a Japanese girlfriend for a few months, on our third date in a bar in Sydney, i was so pissed i fell asleep for about half an hour, bloody oath the little lady was still there when i woke up..
Went back to Randwick where she was living and still got a root, now that is a typical Bloke.....

April 22nd, 2011, 04:52 AM	#1
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April 22nd, 2011, 05:01 AM	#2
botogames Everything in Moderation Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: On VACA - Aloha! Posts: 2,923 Thanks: 143,500 Thanked 42,724 Times in 2,706 Posts	Yes. Love BBQ. drinking (a lot), women close their eyes when I walk by. Dress for failure, over weight, I have a chain on the remote locked to my chair. Will not let anyone drive when I'm in the car, and I have my car decked out and no one can drive it. I think I meet all of your standards, maybe I have a few more to add.. hate buying new cloths Enjoy a hot dog over french food rather watch TV than talk and I like looking at porn __________________ "Enjoy your day off, laborers, and have some chili – you’ve earned it!" -- Lt. Frank Columbo Did you know... VEF membership has it's privileges... read the… To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. …to learn more about them!! And remember to have fun on VEF!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I guess it’s just another day...! Max & Jenny I’ll miss you. Last edited by botogames; April 22nd, 2011 at 03:01 PM..

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Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,153 Thanks: 772,850 Thanked 855,987 Times in 57,583 Posts	I'd have to say Yes to all those questions,I love BBQ,I dress for comfort not style and I like to keep the TV remote to hand(When there's anything on anyway),So I guess I am the Typical Bloke and I want steak and chips. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by Mal Hombre; April 22nd, 2011 at 09:17 AM..

April 22nd, 2011, 11:41 PM	#10
Welderman Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: County of Champions Posts: 3,707 Thanks: 55,074 Thanked 64,245 Times in 3,729 Posts	Too bloody right Mate, i still like to fart in mixed company, just reminded me of my first time in Australia, i was fortunate enough to have a Japanese girlfriend for a few months, on our third date in a bar in Sydney, i was so pissed i fell asleep for about half an hour, bloody oath the little lady was still there when i woke up.. Went back to Randwick* where she was living and still got a root, now that is a typical Bloke.....* __________________ ''Elga, 5mm cast iron welding rods''.. Nice.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 22nd, 2011, 11:09 AM	#4
Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,140 Times in 10,453 Posts	I'd say yes to all the pics except the first because I hate watching sports. I like to play basketball, ice hockey and riding the bike rather than watching others doing it. It makes no sense to me. Buying new clothes gives me the creeps but it's gotta be from time to time. I dress for comfort for the most time and avoid going to wedding parties for this reason. Yes, I know, too much beer and heavy food are noxious but get me a beer and a steak. Nothing over a good BBQ.

April 22nd, 2011, 03:07 PM	#5
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,638 Times in 9,629 Posts	The remote is mine, because I have my own TV. If I dress for style, I'm dressed comfortably. I'd rather have a 12-year-old scotch rather than a beer. And whether it's a meal fit for a king or peasant food, it's all good.

April 22nd, 2011, 06:40 PM	#6
shodan2011 Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: The Wild, Wild West Midlands Posts: 1,262 Thanks: 13,615 Thanked 20,242 Times in 1,279 Posts	I suppose I am. The TV remote should always be mine, because I live on my own (no need to get the violins out ). I do rather appreciate a beer or four when I can afford it. I hate wearing a suit - I like to wear clothes that I feel comfortable in, rather than because some style idiot says it's the thing to wear. Food is, well food so it's all good.

April 22nd, 2011, 09:02 PM	#7
whop Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 326 Thanks: 6,898 Thanked 3,278 Times in 317 Posts	First pic is wrong. There is green stuff in the sandwiches and they are wearing ironed shirts. Those guys are not men! Second, I hate BBQ. I prefer my food cooked, not half burnt half raw. Apart from that I'll eat anything as long as meat is a part of the meal. Everyone else is a lousy driver, noone touches my car, I wear clothes, whatever is on top in the drawer that day, and I am king of the TV.