Longest knob - Page 4

alspug · February 8th, 2010, 02:04 PM

i have to say i was really concerned by the whole size issue as a teenager. i used to buy condoms to wank in , and they were always a tight fit girth wise but never that good length wise. i had a very big D&M with a female friend of mine about sex etc as she had already done the deed etc. she asked how big i was and i measured myself that night told her the next day and she said i should be happy as most guys she new were the same or smaller. ie i was avrage at least. then i was asked about girth . this when measured was 2 inches across . 6.5 inch long . aparently this is more then satisfactory. i've never been told i have a small dick . on the other hand i've never had a girl go thats huge it's not allowed in me lol . i am very stiff and have learnt how to twitch my dick while i'm inside . this aparently when i hit the right spot is a guarunteed orgasim for my wife.

the only true fact about you old feller i belive is true is the longer you are with your partner and actually communicate your wants and needs the better the sex is .
practise makes perfect and 4 kids means i got something right hahahahahahah

**trailmaster** · February 14th, 2018, 10:47 PM

I am not afraid to admit that when I get an erection that it is about 6 inches in length. Sometimes when I see the huge and flabby breasts of my favorite big breast model Milena Velba I get a "stiffy" that won't go down for quite awhile. Just thinking about her can bring on one!

Solid · February 16th, 2018, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbailey

There was a young man from Devizes
Who had balls of two different sizes
One was so small it was no good at all
And the other so large, it won prizes.

I used to work with achap who would race ito the room and exclaim

'How do you get an 8 inch penis?'

and then utter

'Fold it in half!'

What do you call a chap with a two inch penis?..... Justin!

What do you call a chap with a one inch penis?...... Tintin

Ok.....I'll get me coat

This reminds me of an awful old joke.

She begged "give me eight inches and make me bleed!".

So I f*cked her twice and kicked her in the nose.

Sorry.

Solid · February 16th, 2018, 10:34 PM

I am probably of average to slightly below average build. I have had a fruitful and continuous sex life.

Mainly, I suspect, because I can lick my eyebrows and breathe through my ears.

the tit master · February 17th, 2018, 04:20 PM

Im 5 inches so not the biggest but certainly know how to use it... no good having a foot long schlong if your gonna blow your load the second she drops her panties.

swede1984 · February 17th, 2018, 09:19 PM

16cm long and equal circumference. Uncut

fisherfella · December 26th, 2018, 08:07 PM

I used to feel bad while in the gym cuz my buds made fun of my 4 inches. Then I found out my ladies liked it that high off the ground!..

stiv837 · December 27th, 2018, 10:00 PM

Just under five inches, I wish it was bigger.

**muggly** · December 29th, 2018, 09:16 AM

I remember when my girlfriend first slipped my Y-fronts to one side so she could see and touch my dick for her first time. She was 16 and I was 17, and I swear that my erection was the biggest I have ever seen it, plus the hardest too. It might have been the fact I was semi-prone position and looking at it from a more horizontal position but I would say my 6 inches looked more than 8 and it was so solid I could have dug a hole in a brick wall with it. Maybe it was the blood pumping added to the erotic experience but I can't think it looked as big since then.

February 16th, 2018, 10:34 PM	#34
Solid Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 200 Thanks: 21,134 Thanked 2,939 Times in 199 Posts	I am probably of average to slightly below average build. I have had a fruitful and continuous sex life. Mainly, I suspect, because I can lick my eyebrows and breathe through my ears. __________________ Cheese with everything!

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February 8th, 2010, 02:04 PM	#31
alspug Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 8 Thanks: 66 Thanked 91 Times in 8 Posts	i have to say i was really concerned by the whole size issue as a teenager. i used to buy condoms to wank in , and they were always a tight fit girth wise but never that good length wise. i had a very big D&M with a female friend of mine about sex etc as she had already done the deed etc. she asked how big i was and i measured myself that night told her the next day and she said i should be happy as most guys she new were the same or smaller. ie i was avrage at least. then i was asked about girth . this when measured was 2 inches across . 6.5 inch long . aparently this is more then satisfactory. i've never been told i have a small dick . on the other hand i've never had a girl go thats huge it's not allowed in me lol . i am very stiff and have learnt how to twitch my dick while i'm inside . this aparently when i hit the right spot is a guarunteed orgasim for my wife. the only true fact about you old feller i belive is true is the longer you are with your partner and actually communicate your wants and needs the better the sex is . practise makes perfect and 4 kids means i got something right hahahahahahah

February 14th, 2018, 10:47 PM	#32
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,166 Times in 60,062 Posts	I am not afraid to admit that when I get an erection that it is about 6 inches in length. Sometimes when I see the huge and flabby breasts of my favorite big breast model Milena Velba I get a "stiffy" that won't go down for quite awhile. Just thinking about her can bring on one!

February 17th, 2018, 04:20 PM	#35
the tit master Member Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: bedfordshire Posts: 25 Thanks: 153 Thanked 117 Times in 17 Posts	Im 5 inches so not the biggest but certainly know how to use it... no good having a foot long schlong if your gonna blow your load the second she drops her panties.

February 17th, 2018, 09:19 PM	#36
swede1984 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Sweden Posts: 9 Thanks: 136 Thanked 126 Times in 8 Posts	16cm long and equal circumference. Uncut

December 26th, 2018, 08:07 PM	#37
fisherfella Member Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 13 Thanks: 0 Thanked 91 Times in 12 Posts	I used to feel bad while in the gym cuz my buds made fun of my 4 inches. Then I found out my ladies liked it that high off the ground!..

December 27th, 2018, 10:00 PM	#38
stiv837 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: North of hell Posts: 373 Thanks: 18,169 Thanked 5,104 Times in 386 Posts	Just under five inches, I wish it was bigger.

December 29th, 2018, 09:16 AM	#39
muggly Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: England Posts: 707 Thanks: 2,443 Thanked 6,629 Times in 683 Posts	I remember when my girlfriend first slipped my Y-fronts to one side so she could see and touch my dick for her first time. She was 16 and I was 17, and I swear that my erection was the biggest I have ever seen it, plus the hardest too. It might have been the fact I was semi-prone position and looking at it from a more horizontal position but I would say my 6 inches looked more than 8 and it was so solid I could have dug a hole in a brick wall with it. Maybe it was the blood pumping added to the erotic experience but I can't think it looked as big since then.