What annoys you the most ? - Page 24

**bawjaws** · June 28th, 2009, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wendigo

Following on from jch48's post.
I hate when I park my car in a supermarket only to return and find I've got a chelsea tractor parked either side of me totally obscuring a proper view as I reverse slowly out. I'd like to see those carpark barriers used to chop two feet off the top of those monstrous wastes of metal or for them to have their own special parking areas so they can annoy each other.

and another thing, is what is it with all these black SUV 's with blacked out rear windows? celebs?, vip's? nope just f***ing wa**ers

**BigBucket** · June 28th, 2009, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bawjaws

and another thing, is what is it with all these black SUV 's with blacked out rear windows? celebs?, vip's? nope just f***ing wa**ers

or to quote Marcus Brigstoke.

These stretch limos you see everywhere, is it a famous person or a visiting head of state. No, its just some slags.

Estreeter · June 29th, 2009, 04:30 AM

The amount of coverage

is getting on every news channel, I just want to see what else is happening in the world.

**BigBucket** · June 29th, 2009, 12:55 PM

I agree with the above post. i live near two nightclubs and i can just hear them in the distance with the windows open. All ive heard in the past few days is basically Jacksons greatest hits played about 10 times.

On a different point.

Bottled water with a 'hint of fruit' in it!

FFS! You know with just enough flavour to remove the refreshing nature of the water because its too damn weak. Infact bottled water is just a joke anyway. The same process to collect it is similar to the process to get tap water.

No wonder Evian is naive spelt backwards.

**Wendigo** · June 29th, 2009, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBucket

Bottled water with a 'hint of fruit' in it!
FFS! You know with just enough flavour to remove the refreshing nature of the water because its too damn weak. Infact bottled water is just a joke anyway. The same process to collect it is similar to the process to get tap water.
No wonder Evian is naive spelt backwards.

Money saving hint, drink your water and eat a slice of fruit with it. Or for a really radical idea why not just eat the fruit.

Bottled water with a hint of fruit, that's just 0.001 of your 5 a day.

**retro72** · June 29th, 2009, 06:39 PM

Right wing fundamental extremism...

**BigBucket** · June 30th, 2009, 06:46 AM

Left wing fundemental extremism...

**BigBucket** · June 30th, 2009, 06:55 AM

Comediens that use politics as the cornerstone of their acts. You know the types the ones who use the stand up circuit to ram their political views down everyones throats under the guise of so-called comedy.

back in the 70's yes it was probably relevant and cool. Nowadays it just looks bloody bitter and dated.

See my comedien lists above.

**tabler** · June 30th, 2009, 09:12 AM

People who spit when they talk! I was having a conversation with someone this morning outside the papershop and Im getting f**king drenched in spittle and Im thinking "hang on I'v just come out of the shower I dont need another one" so Im backing off and he's following me and I'm thinking "I need a f**king fencing mask and a waterproof jacket" and then I noticed the biscuit crumbs at the side of his mouth and that was it, I was a rabbit caught in the headlights

Dirty B*st*rds, Wear A F**king Mask

**Leprechaun** · June 30th, 2009, 11:16 AM

Can anyone tell me why many male teenagers constantly gob and spit on the street? Is it a virility ritual I've never understood? Had I spit more around in my youth to got more dates?

Should I go out and break my breakfast now to attract women?

Time to buy the book 'Puke A While To Drive A Woman Wild'?

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June 29th, 2009, 12:55 PM	#234
BigBucket Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The United Kingdom of Oppressed Peoples. Posts: 783 Thanks: 5,453 Thanked 11,404 Times in 770 Posts	I agree with the above post. i live near two nightclubs and i can just hear them in the distance with the windows open. All ive heard in the past few days is basically Jacksons greatest hits played about 10 times. On a different point. Bottled water with a 'hint of fruit' in it! FFS! You know with just enough flavour to remove the refreshing nature of the water because its too damn weak. Infact bottled water is just a joke anyway. The same process to collect it is similar to the process to get tap water. No wonder Evian is naive spelt backwards.

June 29th, 2009, 06:39 PM	#236
retro72 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Weirdsville Posts: 776 Thanks: 5,007 Thanked 9,135 Times in 774 Posts	Right wing fundamental extremism...

June 30th, 2009, 06:46 AM	#237
BigBucket Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The United Kingdom of Oppressed Peoples. Posts: 783 Thanks: 5,453 Thanked 11,404 Times in 770 Posts	Left wing fundemental extremism...

June 30th, 2009, 06:55 AM	#238
BigBucket Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The United Kingdom of Oppressed Peoples. Posts: 783 Thanks: 5,453 Thanked 11,404 Times in 770 Posts	Comediens that use politics as the cornerstone of their acts. You know the types the ones who use the stand up circuit to ram their political views down everyones throats under the guise of so-called comedy. back in the 70's yes it was probably relevant and cool. Nowadays it just looks bloody bitter and dated. See my comedien lists above.