Words Of Wisdom - Page 13

~~bigtrain45~~ · March 15th, 2015, 02:33 PM

Always wait until after you've had sex with her the first time before you bring out the ball gag and the handcuffs.

trooper123 · March 17th, 2015, 08:23 AM

Be careful about which cord you cut, or you'll spend all day re-threading the Venetian blind!

Estreeter · May 26th, 2015, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glen Quagmire

cow

Speaking of cows, must remember this.......

**Miss80sPorn** · May 27th, 2015, 12:53 AM

When "low gas" light comes on ... Do not think you can make it all the way home

**Glen Quagmire** · December 11th, 2015, 09:12 PM

True...

**Jake Gittes** · January 19th, 2016, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glen Quagmire

True...

And if you ever decide to watch porn in a public library while studying for your finals, be sure to have your headphones plugged in!

**philll_77** · January 19th, 2016, 07:58 AM

Always remember to erm, what, hang on, it'll come to me in a minute...

**Jake Gittes** · January 27th, 2016, 12:13 AM

If you ever decide to hide your porn collection on a CD while you are still living at home, be sure to not to label it "Virgin Vaginas."

"Hard Rock Mix" might be a better title!

Estreeter · March 5th, 2016, 12:06 PM

What's the biggest lesson you ever learned?

I made a deal, a good one monetarily ...... But I pay dearly for it at times

Had a night out planned, 10 minutes prior to leaving, phone rings, company phone..... to cut a long story short, I got dragged into work to assist with a breakdown, Since I'm on salary, and that damn contract, I had to go to work, on a night off, rather than go out for fun........ Lesson, don't make life decisions based on a high income....... you will pay severely

I will never again sign a similar contract

**TommySwiftJr.** · March 5th, 2016, 01:42 PM

Thank the lord it's not about cutting off your eyebrowes this time.

May 27th, 2015, 12:53 AM	#124
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December 11th, 2015, 09:12 PM	#125
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January 27th, 2016, 12:13 AM	#128
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March 5th, 2016, 12:06 PM	#129
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,165 Thanked 897,588 Times in 60,391 Posts	The biggest lesson you ever learned What's the biggest lesson you ever learned? I made a deal, a good one monetarily ...... But I pay dearly for it at times Had a night out planned, 10 minutes prior to leaving, phone rings, company phone..... to cut a long story short, I got dragged into work to assist with a breakdown, Since I'm on salary, and that damn contract, I had to go to work, on a night off, rather than go out for fun........ Lesson, don't make life decisions based on a high income....... you will pay severely I will never again sign a similar contract __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 5th, 2016, 01:42 PM	#130
TommySwiftJr. Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Seaside. Escaping modern society values. Mostly. Posts: 2,960 Thanks: 47,367 Thanked 68,090 Times in 3,078 Posts	Thank the lord it's not about cutting off your eyebrowes this time. __________________ I'm afraid of people who are afraid of nudity.

March 15th, 2015, 02:33 PM	#121
~~bigtrain45~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 16,142 Thanks: 47,756 Thanked 215,718 Times in 16,027 Posts	Always wait until after you've had sex with her the first time before you bring out the ball gag and the handcuffs.

March 17th, 2015, 08:23 AM	#122
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January 19th, 2016, 07:58 AM	#127
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