101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Page 13

**Mal Hombre** · July 26th, 2011, 06:41 PM

271.Hey,You remind Me of the nurse at the VD clinic..

**sweatyhat** · July 26th, 2011, 06:44 PM

272. I don't care if it's rag week!

**HugoHackenbush** · July 26th, 2011, 08:14 PM

273: Just about ready. Now for your head. Paper or Plastic?

**sweatyhat** · July 27th, 2011, 02:49 AM

Look, we need to finish here so I'm gonna cum. I need a shit.

**Mal Hombre** · July 27th, 2011, 05:35 AM

274.If I didn't know better,I'd think You were born a woman.

BLUEDINGO · July 29th, 2011, 09:03 AM

Your (select the fitting word -mother/father/brother/sister/uncle/cousin/neice/nephew/ granddaughter/grandson/grandfather/grandmother/aunt/uncle/local flasher/stick insect)
doesnt mind when I bitch slap them around.

And

The aliens will be around soon to probe us as well.

**sweatyhat** · July 29th, 2011, 09:09 AM

277. Would you mind wearing this wig?

BLUEDINGO · July 29th, 2011, 10:12 AM

Sweatyhat, you forgot to mention that the wig must be worn with the gorilla mask.

**Mal Hombre** · July 29th, 2011, 01:55 PM

278.Do You mind if I put the webcam on, So My Friend can watch ?

P37 · July 29th, 2011, 02:08 PM

279 . Shit it's the police! run for it

July 26th, 2011, 06:41 PM	#121
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July 26th, 2011, 06:44 PM	#122
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,912 Times in 10,563 Posts	272. I don't care if it's rag week! __________________

July 26th, 2011, 08:14 PM	#123
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,120 Thanks: 205,952 Thanked 336,451 Times in 14,171 Posts	273: Just about ready. Now for your head. Paper or Plastic? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

July 27th, 2011, 02:49 AM	#124
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,912 Times in 10,563 Posts	Look, we need to finish here so I'm gonna cum. I need a shit. __________________

July 27th, 2011, 05:35 AM	#125
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,644 Thanked 855,723 Times in 57,565 Posts	274.If I didn't know better,I'd think You were born a woman. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 29th, 2011, 09:03 AM	#126
BLUEDINGO Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: TRIGGS, WEST AUSTRALIA Posts: 557 Thanks: 14,092 Thanked 6,429 Times in 538 Posts	Your (select the fitting word -mother/father/brother/sister/uncle/cousin/neice/nephew/ granddaughter/grandson/grandfather/grandmother/aunt/uncle/local flasher/stick insect) doesnt mind when I bitch slap them around. And The aliens will be around soon to probe us as well. __________________ And to quote 'Silence Of The Lambs' Buffalo Bill: "It rubs the lotion on the skin -or else it gets the hose again!" Last edited by BLUEDINGO; July 29th, 2011 at 10:31 AM..

July 29th, 2011, 09:09 AM	#127
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,912 Times in 10,563 Posts	277. Would you mind wearing this wig? __________________

July 29th, 2011, 10:12 AM	#128
BLUEDINGO Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: TRIGGS, WEST AUSTRALIA Posts: 557 Thanks: 14,092 Thanked 6,429 Times in 538 Posts	Sweatyhat, you forgot to mention that the wig must be worn with the gorilla mask. __________________ And to quote 'Silence Of The Lambs' Buffalo Bill: "It rubs the lotion on the skin -or else it gets the hose again!"

July 29th, 2011, 01:55 PM	#129
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,644 Thanked 855,723 Times in 57,565 Posts	278.Do You mind if I put the webcam on, So My Friend can watch ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 29th, 2011, 02:08 PM	#130
P37 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: in the deep end Posts: 648 Thanks: 4,235 Thanked 5,571 Times in 620 Posts	279 . Shit it's the police! run for it

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