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March 14th, 2019, 10:27 PM | #21601 |
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Things to do on TGIF (Thank God It's Friday)
1. Buy Beer 2. Finish work early and book Monday off work 3. Same as I do the rest of the working week. Stand on the first tee smirking at the commuters queuing up to get on the freeway 4. Turn alarm clock off 5. Go to the supermarket and get ice cream. 6. Sleep 7. Check TV Guide to ensure You don't miss any of the wonderful Weekend schedule... 8. I thank God I'm an atheist 9. |
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March 14th, 2019, 11:08 PM | #21602 |
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Things to do on TGIF (Thank God It's Friday)
1. Buy Beer 2. Finish work early and book Monday off work 3. Same as I do the rest of the working week. Stand on the first tee smirking at the commuters queuing up to get on the freeway 4. Turn alarm clock off 5. Go to the supermarket and get ice cream. 6. Sleep 7. Check TV Guide to ensure You don't miss any of the wonderful Weekend schedule... 8. I thank God I'm an atheist 9. Make sure that BART and MUNI aren't shutting down any routes for repairs so that I can get around the city during the weekend. 10. |
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March 14th, 2019, 11:27 PM | #21603 |
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Things to do on TGIF (Thank God It's Friday)
1. Buy Beer 2. Finish work early and book Monday off work 3. Same as I do the rest of the working week. Stand on the first tee smirking at the commuters queuing up to get on the freeway 4. Turn alarm clock off 5. Go to the supermarket and get ice cream. 6. Sleep 7. Check TV Guide to ensure You don't miss any of the wonderful Weekend schedule... 8. I thank God I'm an atheist 9. Make sure that BART and MUNI aren't shutting down any routes for repairs so that I can get around the city during the weekend. 10. Ignore phone calls 11.
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March 15th, 2019, 01:19 AM | #21604 |
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Things to do on TGIF (Thank God It's Friday)
1. Buy Beer 2. Finish work early and book Monday off work 3. Same as I do the rest of the working week. Stand on the first tee smirking at the commuters queuing up to get on the freeway 4. Turn alarm clock off 5. Go to the supermarket and get ice cream. 6. Sleep 7. Check TV Guide to ensure You don't miss any of the wonderful Weekend schedule... 8. I thank God I'm an atheist 9. Make sure that BART and MUNI aren't shutting down any routes for repairs so that I can get around the city during the weekend. 10. Ignore phone calls 11. come up with yet another reason I need to leave work early 12.
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March 15th, 2019, 02:37 AM | #21605 |
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Things to do on TGIF (Thank God It's Friday)
1. Buy Beer 2. Finish work early and book Monday off work 3. Same as I do the rest of the working week. Stand on the first tee smirking at the commuters queuing up to get on the freeway 4. Turn alarm clock off 5. Go to the supermarket and get ice cream. 6. Sleep 7. Check TV Guide to ensure You don't miss any of the wonderful Weekend schedule... 8. I thank God I'm an atheist 9. Make sure that BART and MUNI aren't shutting down any routes for repairs so that I can get around the city during the weekend. 10. Ignore phone calls 11. come up with yet another reason I need to leave work early 12. see what's new on VEF 13.
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March 15th, 2019, 05:37 AM | #21606 |
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Things to do on TGIF (Thank God It's Friday)
1. Buy Beer 2. Finish work early and book Monday off work 3. Same as I do the rest of the working week. Stand on the first tee smirking at the commuters queuing up to get on the freeway 4. Turn alarm clock off 5. Go to the supermarket and get ice cream. 6. Sleep 7. Check TV Guide to ensure You don't miss any of the wonderful Weekend schedule... 8. I thank God I'm an atheist 9. Make sure that BART and MUNI aren't shutting down any routes for repairs so that I can get around the city during the weekend. 10. Ignore phone calls 11. come up with yet another reason I need to leave work early 12. see what's new on VEF 13. Don't let howerd start the next list Super-heroes with animal names 1. Spider-Man 2.
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March 15th, 2019, 05:47 AM | #21607 |
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March 15th, 2019, 06:02 AM | #21608 |
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March 15th, 2019, 06:07 AM | #21609 |
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March 15th, 2019, 06:29 AM | #21610 |
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