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January 14th, 2018, 06:11 AM | #12921 |
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I got my friend an elephant for his room.
He said, "Thank you!" I said, "Don't mention it!" |
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January 14th, 2018, 10:26 AM | #12922 |
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So I said to my doctor, "Doctor, can you do anything about this steering wheel on my scrotum? It's driving me nuts".
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January 14th, 2018, 11:25 AM | #12923 |
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Patient: Doctor!........ Doctor!.........everyone keeps ignoring me.
Doctor: Next. |
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January 14th, 2018, 12:42 PM | #12924 |
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I used to organise the filofax for a mafia gang
...i was deep in organised crime Milton Jones..genius |
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January 14th, 2018, 12:43 PM | #12925 |
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Impress your friends with your wildlife knowledge by telling the difference between a crocodile and alligator by the one you see later and the one you see in a while
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January 14th, 2018, 10:58 PM | #12926 |
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I lost my wife in a bushfire
Who knew using gasolin to remove pubic hair was a bad idea. |
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January 17th, 2018, 12:28 AM | #12927 |
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Did you hear that a pig went down in an airplane disaster?
That story was a crashing boar, dahling! |
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January 17th, 2018, 03:07 AM | #12928 |
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A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “H” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue “Y” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “M” on her chest. “Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?” asks the doctor. “No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?”
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January 17th, 2018, 03:11 AM | #12929 |
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January 20th, 2018, 10:02 PM | #12930 |
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Wonderful performance of Amadeus at The National Theatre tonight. Really impressed with the cast. Every time the audience looked up from their phones, the actors stopped doing the wanker sign immediately.
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