The corrupt a wish game - Page 228

**luddite** · November 12th, 2013, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

I wish dressing up for Halloween was only permitted for girls between 18 and 27 years old.

Granted, but the ones that come to your door are accompanied by their grandparents, who are completely naked.

I wish to be the one that gets to undress the girls between 18 and 27.

**old alal** · November 12th, 2013, 02:24 PM

Granted, you have 9 minutes to undress 57 girls, 56 of which are ladyboys.

I wish I could take some time to learn how to sail

**luddite** · November 12th, 2013, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by old alal

I wish I could take some time to learn how to sail

Granted. You are shanghaied by Barnacle Bill to be his cabin boy.

I wish old alal doesn't forget to bring lots of bubble gum.(to vulcanize the skipper)

ajv73 · November 26th, 2013, 10:01 AM

Granted.

but You brought the very sticky kind so you are glued to the skipper for ever

I wish that more people speak/understand dutch

**luddite** · November 26th, 2013, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajv73

I wish that more people speak/understand dutch

Granted. Genie is sending all the illegal chinese immigrants to you from now on. They all speak/understand dutch, but will only speak chinese very loudly
on their celphones in public.

I wish the people speaking a foreign language loudly into their celphones in public were actually connected to another person, and not just doing it to annoy me.

larry74403 · November 26th, 2013, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish the people speaking a foreign language loudly into their celphones in public were actually connected to another person, and not just doing it to annoy me.

Granted! The great Jinn in all his wisdom has connected all people spaeaking a foreign language loudly into their cell phones to the brain of one homeless man that hangs out in front of your home screaming about the voices in his head.

I wish Luddite luck in dealing with his new psychotic lawn ornimate.

ajv73 · November 28th, 2013, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by larry74403

I wish Luddite luck in dealing with his new psychotic lawn ornimate.

Granted, The Garden Gnome Liberation found itsuch a good idea
that they set up an asylum for mentally ill gnooms.

i wish that the GGL gets a big donation

**old alal** · December 4th, 2013, 02:02 PM

Granted, The GGL put out a picture of itself topless, and I donated all over it.

I wish my mind was cleaner, or my wife was dirtier

**luddite** · December 4th, 2013, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by old alal

I wish my mind was cleaner, or my wife was dirtier

Granted and granted. You are brainwashed like Alex so that just the thought of sex or violence makes you physically ill, and your wife gets her own thread on VEF !

I wish that I had sex with Paris Hilton when I had the chance.

**HugoHackenbush** · December 4th, 2013, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted and granted. You are brainwashed like Alex so that just the thought of sex or violence makes you physically ill, and your wife gets her own thread on VEF !

I wish that I had sex with Paris Hilton when I had the chance.

Granted. However the gendarmes arrest you and take you away after your attempt to have sex with a large hotel in broad daylight.

I wish I had all of Paris Hilton's money.

November 12th, 2013, 02:24 PM	#2272
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December 4th, 2013, 02:02 PM	#2278
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	Granted, The GGL put out a picture of itself topless, and I donated all over it. I wish my mind was cleaner, or my wife was dirtier __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

November 26th, 2013, 10:01 AM	#2274
ajv73 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 215 Thanks: 28 Thanked 1,735 Times in 211 Posts	Granted. but You brought the very sticky kind so you are glued to the skipper for ever I wish that more people speak/understand dutch