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March 23rd, 2011, 08:14 PM

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" Keep pushing Mrs Smith...breath...breath...keep pushing..we can see the head...it's a baby bo....it's a bloody candle!"

"Well Mrs smith, do you have a name for your ...eh..candle?"

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