Women jokes - Page 47

**footstep** · February 4th, 2017, 05:24 PM

A truth...

MaxJoker · February 6th, 2017, 05:06 PM

Estreeter · February 8th, 2017, 10:49 AM

This chick was sitting in a pub and says to her friend that she wants to have plastic surgery to make her boobs bigger

The bartender heard her and said, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

The chick asks the bartender "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

"How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it sure worked for your ass!"

**seany65** · February 8th, 2017, 10:10 PM

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

All men are bastards!

MaxJoker · February 13th, 2017, 12:57 PM

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person ,

So I can get a better girlfriend.

**BondJmsBond** · February 13th, 2017, 04:50 PM

What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.

*You know, posting women jokes here always makes me feel a bit guilty, like I'm insulting them behind their backs.
Maybe from now on I'll instead tell these jokes to the women I know..

..on second thought I'll stick with posting here

MaxJoker · February 14th, 2017, 12:12 PM

Butterboy · February 14th, 2017, 12:30 PM

Anal sex hurts. Less than being dumped.

My girlfriend was giving birth in hospital, she turned to me and screamed "I'm in agony! You bastard why did you get me pregnant?"
I said "I always want to do you up the arse but you say it hurts too much."

My all time favourite joke:
2 guys are talking...
A: I made a Freudian slip the other day.
B: What's that?
A: It's when you mean to say one thing but you're thinking about something else and the things get muddled up.
B: Like how?
A: Well I was buying a ticket to Pittsburgh but the girl at the counter had massive tits, and I asked for a picket to Tittsburgh.
B: Oh I get you, I did that this morning. My wife and I were having breakfast and I meant to say "Could you pass the salt please, dear."
A: So what did you say?
B: "You fucking bitch you've ruined my life."

MaxJoker · March 4th, 2017, 02:55 PM

February 6th, 2017, 05:06 PM	#463
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February 8th, 2017, 10:49 AM	#464
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,602 Times in 60,391 Posts	This chick was sitting in a pub and says to her friend that she wants to have plastic surgery to make her boobs bigger The bartender heard her and said, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." The chick asks the bartender "How do I do it without surgery?" "Just rub toilet paper between them." "How does that make them bigger?" "I don't know, but it sure worked for your ass!" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 8th, 2017, 10:10 PM	#465
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,658 Thanks: 80,521 Thanked 32,789 Times in 3,536 Posts	How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? All men are bastards! __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

February 13th, 2017, 12:57 PM	#466
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,902 Times in 69,067 Posts	My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person , So I can get a better girlfriend. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 14th, 2017, 12:12 PM	#468
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,902 Times in 69,067 Posts	__________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 4th, 2017, 05:22 PM	#461
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,801 Times in 7,170 Posts

February 4th, 2017, 05:24 PM	#462
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,801 Times in 7,170 Posts	A truth...

February 13th, 2017, 04:50 PM	#467
BondJmsBond Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,068 Thanks: 28,195 Thanked 27,316 Times in 3,013 Posts	What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck. *You know, posting women jokes here always makes me feel a bit guilty, like I'm insulting them behind their backs. Maybe from now on I'll instead tell these jokes to the women I know.. ..on second thought I'll stick with posting here

February 14th, 2017, 12:30 PM	#469
Butterboy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Sheffield, UK Posts: 119 Thanks: 134 Thanked 868 Times in 111 Posts	Anal sex hurts. Less than being dumped. My girlfriend was giving birth in hospital, she turned to me and screamed "I'm in agony! You bastard why did you get me pregnant?" I said "I always want to do you up the arse but you say it hurts too much." My all time favourite joke: 2 guys are talking... A: I made a Freudian slip the other day. B: What's that? A: It's when you mean to say one thing but you're thinking about something else and the things get muddled up. B: Like how? A: Well I was buying a ticket to Pittsburgh but the girl at the counter had massive tits, and I asked for a picket to Tittsburgh. B: Oh I get you, I did that this morning. My wife and I were having breakfast and I meant to say "Could you pass the salt please, dear." A: So what did you say? B: "You fucking bitch you've ruined my life."

March 4th, 2017, 02:55 PM	#470
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