Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 321

**Grey Wolf** · June 9th, 2014, 11:56 AM

“No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.”

“Americans play to win at all times. I wouldn't give a hoot and hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor ever lose a war.”

“Nobody ever defended anything successfully, there is only attack and attack and attack some more.”

“We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.”

“It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.”

“The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.”

“Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle.”

“Untutored courage is useless in the face of educated bullets.”

**Mal Hombre** · June 9th, 2014, 06:38 PM

‘There were times when Rik and I were writing together when we almost died laughing. ‘They were some of the most carefree stupid days I ever had, and I feel privileged to have shared them with him.
‘And now he’s died for real. Without me. Selfish b*****d.’
Ade Emondson pays tribute to Rik Mayall..

**Grey Wolf** · June 10th, 2014, 05:51 PM

“An original idea, That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.”

“I think the fact that I'm so well known to be gay makes it very difficult to have a convincing relationship with a woman on screen. It wouldn't be at all difficult for me to kiss a woman - I'll kiss a frog if you like.”

“I don't believe there is a God. If I were to believe in a god, l would believe in gods.”

“Generally, we admire the thing we are not.”

“I think we have all experienced passion that is not in any sense reasonable.”

“Because, let's face it, I do not get offered the parts that Brad Pitt has just turned down.”

“If you go looking for loonies and religious fanatics and dropouts and freaks, I dare say you'll find it.”

“That one can love another of the same gender that is what the homophobe really cannot stand.”

“There's no doubt that I do have extremes of mood that are greater than just about anybody else I know.”

“As someone who worked hard for a Labor victory in the 90s, do I regret it? Not really. It was bound to happen. And it'll happen with the next government, and the one after it. Because all governments serve us. They serve the filth.”

**Grey Wolf** · June 11th, 2014, 02:39 AM

“Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.”

“Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humour that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.”

“I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.”

“Do you know that I was the anchor on the 'CBS Morning Show?' And my newsman was Walter Cronkite.”

“I've won several Emmys, a Tony and a Grammy, so maybe somebody will let me have an Oscar, and then I'll have a full set.”

“I never made a good movie.”

“I was the worst game show host that ever lived, and I knew it.”

“One day in '61, I was looking in the Santa Monica phone book for a number, and there it was: Stan Laurel, Ocean Avenue in Santa Monica. I went over there and spent the afternoon with them. And pumped him with questions. I must have driven him crazy. I spent a lot of happy hours at Stan's house on Sundays just talking about comedy.”

“My brother and I laughed a lot as kids. We came up in the middle of the Depression, and neither one of us knew we were poor. We had nothing, but we didn't know it.”

**Grey Wolf** · June 12th, 2014, 03:48 AM

“If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.”

“Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.”

“Names were not so much dropped as thrown in a perpetual game of catch.”

“The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.”

“Show me a man who has enjoyed his school days and I’ll show you a bully and bore.”

“A cough is a symptom, not a disease. Take it to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about.”

“I have never willingly chased a ball.”

“To fall in love with yourself is the first secret of happiness. Then if you're not a good mixer you can always fall back on your own company.”

“No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires too much attention.”

**Grey Wolf** · June 12th, 2014, 10:01 PM

“Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.”

“Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee.

What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?”

“My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. ”

“I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.”

“A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.”

“Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.”

“Life is a long agonised illness only curable by death.”

“With a roof over his head he had ceased to work, living off his [war] pension and his wits, both hopelessly inadequate.”

“Everybody has to be somewhere!”

“I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.”

“I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

“Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.”

“Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.”

**Grey Wolf** · June 13th, 2014, 07:56 AM

“Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.”

“I wish I didn't have to perform 'Iron Man' every night.”

“I can't do anything in moderation.”

“I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.”

“They say military have the so-called 'secret intelligence' - this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I've never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.”

“I have a genuine love affair with my audience. When I'm on stage they're not privileged to see me. It's a privilege for me to see them.”

“I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.”

“Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.”

“I used to fantasise that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.”

beast1 · June 13th, 2014, 12:54 PM

"I used to be gay, but I had to stop as it made my eyes water."
Michael Gambon

**tygrkhat40** · June 13th, 2014, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grey Wolf

“Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.”

“Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.”

Must be catching, huh, Wolf?

**Baranovich** · June 13th, 2014, 10:11 PM

"Let's work the problem people. Let's not make things worse by GUESSIN'."

June 9th, 2014, 11:56 AM	#3201
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 482,010 Times in 19,976 Posts	General George Patton “No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.” “Americans play to win at all times. I wouldn't give a hoot and hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor ever lose a war.” “Nobody ever defended anything successfully, there is only attack and attack and attack some more.” “We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.” “It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.” “The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.” “Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle.” “Untutored courage is useless in the face of educated bullets.”

June 9th, 2014, 06:38 PM	#3202
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June 10th, 2014, 05:51 PM	#3203
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 482,010 Times in 19,976 Posts	Stephen Fry “An original idea, That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.” “I think the fact that I'm so well known to be gay makes it very difficult to have a convincing relationship with a woman on screen. It wouldn't be at all difficult for me to kiss a woman - I'll kiss a frog if you like.” “I don't believe there is a God. If I were to believe in a god, l would believe in gods.” “Generally, we admire the thing we are not.” “I think we have all experienced passion that is not in any sense reasonable.” “Because, let's face it, I do not get offered the parts that Brad Pitt has just turned down.” “If you go looking for loonies and religious fanatics and dropouts and freaks, I dare say you'll find it.” “That one can love another of the same gender that is what the homophobe really cannot stand.” “There's no doubt that I do have extremes of mood that are greater than just about anybody else I know.” “As someone who worked hard for a Labor victory in the 90s, do I regret it? Not really. It was bound to happen. And it'll happen with the next government, and the one after it. Because all governments serve us. They serve the filth.”

June 11th, 2014, 02:39 AM	#3204
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 482,010 Times in 19,976 Posts	Dick Van Dyke “Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.” “Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humour that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.” “I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.” “Do you know that I was the anchor on the 'CBS Morning Show?' And my newsman was Walter Cronkite.” “I've won several Emmys, a Tony and a Grammy, so maybe somebody will let me have an Oscar, and then I'll have a full set.” “I never made a good movie.” “I was the worst game show host that ever lived, and I knew it.” “One day in '61, I was looking in the Santa Monica phone book for a number, and there it was: Stan Laurel, Ocean Avenue in Santa Monica. I went over there and spent the afternoon with them. And pumped him with questions. I must have driven him crazy. I spent a lot of happy hours at Stan's house on Sundays just talking about comedy.” “My brother and I laughed a lot as kids. We came up in the middle of the Depression, and neither one of us knew we were poor. We had nothing, but we didn't know it.”

June 12th, 2014, 03:48 AM	#3205
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 482,010 Times in 19,976 Posts	Robert Morley “If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.” “Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.” “Names were not so much dropped as thrown in a perpetual game of catch.” “The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.” “Show me a man who has enjoyed his school days and I’ll show you a bully and bore.” “A cough is a symptom, not a disease. Take it to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about.” “I have never willingly chased a ball.” “To fall in love with yourself is the first secret of happiness. Then if you're not a good mixer you can always fall back on your own company.” “No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires too much attention.”

June 12th, 2014, 10:01 PM	#3206
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 482,010 Times in 19,976 Posts	Spike Milligan “Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.” “Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?” “My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. ” “I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.” “A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.” “Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.” “Life is a long agonised illness only curable by death.” “With a roof over his head he had ceased to work, living off his [war] pension and his wits, both hopelessly inadequate.” “Everybody has to be somewhere!” “I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.” “I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.” “Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.” “Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.”

June 13th, 2014, 07:56 AM	#3207
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 482,010 Times in 19,976 Posts	Ozzy Osbourne “Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.” “I wish I didn't have to perform 'Iron Man' every night.” “I can't do anything in moderation.” “I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.” “They say military have the so-called 'secret intelligence' - this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I've never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.” “I have a genuine love affair with my audience. When I'm on stage they're not privileged to see me. It's a privilege for me to see them.” “I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.” “Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.” “I used to fantasise that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.”

June 13th, 2014, 12:54 PM	#3208
beast1 Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 32 Thanks: 108 Thanked 309 Times in 31 Posts	"I used to be gay, but I had to stop as it made my eyes water." Michael Gambon

June 13th, 2014, 10:11 PM	#3210
Baranovich Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Southwestern CT, U.S.A The Epicenter of Narcissism Posts: 2,179 Thanks: 34,187 Thanked 47,452 Times in 2,183 Posts	Gene Kranz during the Apollo 13 Crisis "Let's work the problem people. Let's not make things worse by GUESSIN'." __________________ "Good luck, everyone..."