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March 7th, 2018, 09:40 PM | #13141 |
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If you look way back at jokes from several years ago on this thread you will see many,many jokes that fill an entire page. In fact there was this one member who posted more than 150 jokes over a 6 month period and all of these jokes were all almost half a page in size. A joke is a joke. There is no size limit. I myself hate short jokes, (except those "Yo Mama jokes") I like long jokes that slowly build up to a funny ending.
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March 8th, 2018, 02:43 AM | #13142 |
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Why? How many jokes in this thread even obliquely touch upon the topic of corn?
One online dictionary for corny says: "trite, banal, or mawkishly sentimental," which seems relatively wide-ranging/permissive. UD, of course, is a touch more creative. Are cornhole jokes corny? |
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A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the new recruit around the ship, when the recruit asks the captain what the sailors do to satisfy their urges when they’re at sea for so long.
“Let me show you,” says the captain. He takes the recruit down to the rear of the ship where there’s a solitary barrel with a hole in it. “This’ll be the best s.x you’ll ever have. Go ahead and try it, and I’ll give you some privacy.” The recruit doesn’t quite believe it, but he decides to try it anyway. After he finishes up, the captain returns. “Wow! That was the best s.x I’ve ever had! I want to do it every day!” “Fine. You can do it every day except for Thursday.” “Why not Thursday?” “That’s your day in the barrel.”
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March 8th, 2018, 06:39 AM | #13145 |
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That’s true. We have one such thread that is titled effcup.
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A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. "Sounds great," said the health -conscious boy. He ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container.
"Wait a minute," the boy said. "Those don't look fat-free." "Sure they are", the cook said. "We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Oh, no!" the kangaroo groaned to her friend, the rabbit. "The forecast calls for rain." "What's the problem with that?" asked the rabbit. "We could use some rain." "Sure," the kangaroo said. "But that means my kids will have to play inside all day!" |
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Q: How do you stop black children from jumping up and down on the bed.
A: Put velcro on the ceiling!
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Q: How do you get them down from the ceiling? A: Give some Latino kids a stick and tell them "The're Pinatas."
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