What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 3

**bfg9000** · September 9th, 2009, 02:10 AM

All the women in bondage films being tied up look like they're "surprised" or have that deer in the headlights look.

**RyderKnightley** · February 23rd, 2010, 09:03 PM

Every French couple own a Rolls-Royce, live in a large house and have a maid and/or a butler.

**billybunter** · February 24th, 2010, 02:36 AM

And there's me thinking porn was a fantasy

mschaeffer33 · February 24th, 2010, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gluten

Blake Palmer always has to choke his alarmingly fat but soft johnson to get penetration.

But Blake Palmer delivers the goods.

**bawjaws** · February 27th, 2010, 07:21 PM

Porn stars have never heard of quickies
porn stars never make love under the bed sheets
porn stars never make love after dark with the lights out
If a porn stars household appliance or car breaks down, she'll always hump the repairman

**47Crash** · February 28th, 2010, 12:57 AM

Threesomes are an everyday occurence, all men are stallions where two girls are involved and, having spent time in hospital, far from being nymphos all nurses are humorless and seem to resent patients trying to make them laugh!

**kiwi** · March 2nd, 2010, 08:49 AM

The inside contents rarely live-up to the photograph on the front cover

Kiwi

**kelio** · March 2nd, 2010, 11:49 AM

The legalization of porn has turned it into an industry and has emptied it of any creativity and innovation.

**DTravel** · March 2nd, 2010, 05:25 PM

Women never have any money to pay the handyman with because their husbands are spending it all on strippers and call girls.

cheapman · March 7th, 2010, 04:45 AM

The most popular sexual positions are none of the ones used in real life.

September 9th, 2009, 02:10 AM	#21
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RyderKnightley Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,223 Thanks: 9,493 Thanked 19,339 Times in 1,145 Posts	The French Every French couple own a Rolls-Royce, live in a large house and have a maid and/or a butler. __________________ Meet To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. my avatar.

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kiwi I'm a hornisod Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Here @ VEF Posts: 1,422 Thanks: 6,194 Thanked 69,682 Times in 1,447 Posts	wot I've learned about porno? The inside contents rarely live-up to the photograph on the front cover Kiwi __________________ Love All The People To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 24th, 2010, 02:36 AM	#23
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	And there's me thinking porn was a fantasy

February 27th, 2010, 07:21 PM	#25
bawjaws Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 971 Thanks: 13,807 Thanked 12,964 Times in 957 Posts	Porn stars have never heard of quickies porn stars never make love under the bed sheets porn stars never make love after dark with the lights out If a porn stars household appliance or car breaks down, she'll always hump the repairman

February 28th, 2010, 12:57 AM	#26
47Crash Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Southampton, England Posts: 616 Thanks: 2,061 Thanked 9,373 Times in 630 Posts	Threesomes are an everyday occurence, all men are stallions where two girls are involved and, having spent time in hospital, far from being nymphos all nurses are humorless and seem to resent patients trying to make them laugh!

March 2nd, 2010, 11:49 AM	#28
kelio Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ἀλήθεια Posts: 14,172 Thanks: 300,254 Thanked 336,494 Times in 14,216 Posts	The legalization of porn has turned it into an industry and has emptied it of any creativity and innovation.

March 7th, 2010, 04:45 AM	#30
cheapman Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 5 Thanks: 7 Thanked 44 Times in 5 Posts	The most popular sexual positions are none of the ones used in real life.