The corrupt a wish game

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

You can afford cosmetic surgery to improve your looks and die of a post-operative infection.

I wish everyone smelled of pie and chips.

Granted. Your sense of smell is now as good as a dogs and everyone smells like cow pies and buffalo chips.

I wish I was as smart and all knowing as a moderator.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. Your sense of smell is now as good as a dogs and everyone smells like cow pies and buffalo chips.

I wish I was as smart and all knowing as a moderator.

You're the Moderator of the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland. Your knowledge and expertise is restricted to just one book....

I wish I owned a mushroom farm.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

You're the Moderator of the General assembly of the church of scotland. You're knowledge and expertise is restricted to just one book....

I wish I owned a mushroom farm.

Done. They're magic mushrooms and they transport you to Mordor where Gollum has his way with your precious.

I wish I never had to pay taxes again.

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Done. They're magic mushrooms and they transport you to Mordor where Gollum has his way with your precious.

I wish I never had to pay taxes again.

Granted. You are now marooned on a deserted island, with no hope of escape.

I wish to be able to hypnotize women to do whatever I wish.

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BTW TCO95, LOL'd at your last "granting" of my wish. Well played.

[Mal Hombre]

You can now hypnotise Women to do Your bidding,But only those over sixty

I wish I could travel between dimensons

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

You can now hypnotise Women to do Your bidding,But only those over sixty

I wish I could travel between dimensons

Granted. Length, width, height. Travel away.

I wish to control the outcome of all elections.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Granted. Length, width, height. Travel away.

I wish to control the outcome of all elections.

You are the love child of Conrad Black and Rupert Murdoch. Your newspaper empire could get a ham sandwich elected. When your parents get out of prison they'll show you how.

I wish Pam Anderson would give me a lap dance.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by TCO95

You are the love child of Conrad Black and Rupert Murdoch. Your newspaper empire could get a ham sandwich elected. When your parents get out of prison they'll show you how.

I wish Pam Anderson would give me a lap dance.

Knickerless during rag week.

I wish all the Magic Roundabout characters lived in my front garden with their carousel.

[Jeff Vader]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Knickerless during rag week.

I wish all the Magic Roundabout characters lived in my front garden with their carousel.

Granted. However Dougal has found the music of Slayer and a stack of Marshall amps. All day long you are treated to the opening riff of 'Chemical Warfare'. At 140 dBa. You lose the plot and are confined to a comfortable furnished room for the rest of your days, however the only thing you ever hear is that riff.... forever.

I wish that beer was free.

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

Granted. However Dougal has found the music of Slayer and a stack of Marshall amps. All day long you are treated to the opening riff of 'Chemical Warfare'. At 140 dBa. You lose the plot and are confined to a comfortable furnished room for the rest of your days, however the only thing you ever hear is that riff.... forever.

I wish that beer was free.

Granted. Beer is now free. However, every toilet within 10km now requires that you (and you only) pay a weeks salary in order to use it.

I wish I could stop playing this silly game and get some solid work done.