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October 5th, 2011, 06:02 PM | #532 | |
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The trial will not take long and your sentence promises to be lengthy. I wish to rock n roll all night...and party everyday.
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October 6th, 2011, 01:31 AM | #533 |
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October 6th, 2011, 03:18 AM | #534 |
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We are. Just not to you.
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October 6th, 2011, 03:28 AM | #535 |
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Sorry Lurk, nothing personal.
Granted. You're Frankenstein's monster. I wish we could beat the horrible diseases that still plague our race.
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October 6th, 2011, 10:48 AM | #536 |
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Granted. A scientist in Sweden finally maps the human dna. Disease and
illness can be averted by the new dna scanning and repair procedures. People the world over are elated by this turn of events. People can now live almost twice the current life span. There is global celebration. People begin to really take a concern about the planet and their fellow man. There are plans to put and end to hunger and people begin to be more tolerant of their fellow mans religious beliefs or lack there of. Crime on the planet plummets. Things on the planet look good as the meteor silently approaches. I wish I knew if there is any gold left in Fort Knox. |
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October 6th, 2011, 01:28 PM | #537 | |
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I wish to have Brad Pitts looks, George Clooney's charm, Ron Jeremy's dick and to cum like Peter North. (If that's not asking too much)
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October 6th, 2011, 03:47 PM | #539 | |
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Now everytime you take a piss in a public toilet, someone's looking over your shoulder. I wish to steal my neighbours furniture, even the carpet, and recreate each room of his house on our local football field.
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