Memorable VEF lines

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Originally Posted by wimbo77

From Estreeter's Toilet Humour thread

Demonstrating that the man combines a refined sense of poetry with his potty jokes

e.e. streeter brings us the newest poetry form, #StrayaHaiku

Originally Posted by Estreeter

kids on beach ..... not many
Don't kids do normal things
anymore

. . . cummings to buy you a beer, mate.

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Squig58 reminds me, "what's Richard Gere doing these days?"

Originally Posted by squigg58

The plot was cliche-ridden, the acting was bad, and the sets & special effects were nothing short of shonky, but who cared when there was a seriously dirty-looking, bad-ass alien lizard-ess with a taste for gerbils!

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hoss shoots and scores . . .

Originally Posted by hoss

If you have maneouvred yourselves into a corner, it is not the corner´s fault.

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Young Scoundrel took the admonition to "eat your Greens" perhaps a bit too literally . . .

Originally Posted by scoundrel

The trouble with democracy, as I have always found, is that other people disagree with me - particularly when I have not cooked them all the way through before eating them.

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deepsepia gets to the heart of the matter in the "Communism - good or bad" thread:

Originally Posted by deepsepia

Fascism and Marxism alike just concede the game at the start: "well, you're going to get cancer, so it might as well be my kind of cancer"

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Originally Posted by effCup

There's some places even a feather truncheon just cannot reach.

Puts me in mind of the ticket Officer Judy wrote for Liberace

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Originally Posted by vo1v0d

My dad used to call me King Idiot. No, wait, it was fucking idiot

Vo1vod reminds us why Father’s Day is celebrated with the gift of distilled spirits, just another day at home with Kingsley & Martin Amis

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As Rick tells Ilsa "We'll always have Paris . . . and the odd ape, of course"

Originally Posted by mysterybadger

De Musset's Gamiani ou Deux Nuits d'Exces which is less so and being French has the usual unpostable stuff involving nuns, donkeys, dogs and the odd ape.

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Bollocks to my bad memory; I cant remember which member posts this as his signature:
If we could read eachothers minds we would all sleep with loaded guns.
Apology to valued member for amnesia

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Originally Posted by vo1v0d

Bollocks to my bad memory; I cant remember which member posts this as his signature:
If we could read eachothers minds we would all sleep with loaded guns.
Apology to valued member for amnesia

Theequestrian....