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Old August 16th, 2017, 12:10 PM   #4411
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The battle between


Greenman

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Now you might think this is crazy. How could a frog defeat a white gorilla. Here is the evidence. Gorilla's, though powerful are heavy and not too fast. If a gorilla is trying to get a frog just as it is about to step on it the frog can leap 10 feet into the air and land on a tree or in a nearby pond. Also if the gorilla gets hold of the frog and tries to crush it a frog has the ability to secrete a slimy oily substance from it's skin that will allow it to slide out from the gorilla's grasp. Ultimately this means that the frog might win:


The contestants:


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Fidel Castro ..... did he cut his own toenails or have someone do it for him
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Fidel Castro ..... did he cut his own toenails or have someone do it for him
Castro like any power mad nutcase had one of his servants cut his nails, and if the servant made a mistake and cut
Castro, Castro could vent his rage on the servant and throw another innocent into the local dungeon!
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Castro like any power mad nutcase had one of his servants cut his nails, and if the servant made a mistake and cut
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Old August 16th, 2017, 02:17 PM   #4416
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Old August 17th, 2017, 09:39 AM   #4417
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