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A policeman from Clapham junction
Whose tool would no longer function Was a cause of great strife To his lady wife who had to make do with his truncheon
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December 3rd, 2009, 03:36 PM | #32 |
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This one is not really funny, but there is a story behind it, we were saying it at school when i was about 10 years old
Ladies and Gentlemen, Tables and chairs Lift up your undies and show us your hairs I said it in class one day, got a belting from the teacher Then got a belting from my dad at home when I gave him the note from the teacher
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It took a while for the cog wheels in my head to get going but here are 2 attempts from me. I'll post them separately to see which is more popular (if any).
There was a girl from Iraq, whos hair was long straight & black, except down below, where no hair would grow, it was bald as TVs Kojak. Last edited by nopar king; December 4th, 2009 at 10:18 AM.. Reason: spelling |
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There was a girl from Halesowen,
whos hair was long blonde & flowing, especially down below, where it would grow grow & grow, and needed quite regular mowing. If you think either is any good just thank the best one. |
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More DIY in an attempt to keep things going.
There was a girl called Shirley, whos man would cum just a bit too early, having got her this far, she'd finish using a Mars bar, or the end of a half eaten Curly Wurly. |
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I sat with the Duchess for tea
She said "Do you fart when you wee"? I said "No,not a bit. Do you belch when you shit"? And felt that was one up for me. Mary had a little lamb. She kept it in a bucket Every time that it got out The bulldog tried to put it back in again. Mary had a little bear To which she was so knd And everywhere that Mary went You could see her bear behind. There once was a monk from Madras Who sat with a girl on the grass She lifted his frock And tickled his cock Till it foamed like a bottle of Bass. |
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Adair
There once was a man named Adair
Who was fucking his girl on the stair When the bannister broke He quickened his stroke And finished her off in midair |
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Farmer named Puckett
There once was a farmer named Puckett, had a pig and tried to fuck it,
The pig said with a grunt, my ass ain't no cunt, but come around front and I'll suck it. |
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Lassie from Tarse
There was a young lassie from Tarse,
whose virginal claim was a farce. Tho' her cherry intact, She loved the sex act... You could drive a damned truck up her arse. |
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There once was a hooker named Sue
Who filled her vagina with glue She said with a grin, As he paid to get in, "You'll pay to get out of it, too!" There are female police in our nation Who get off with the boys at the station Which is saying, of course, That they screw with the force-- After all, folks, the term's "cop-ulation!" |
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