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Old July 17th, 2017, 06:33 PM   #71
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a postage stamp??
That is correct

You're up next!
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what can be held in your right hand but can't be held in your left hand
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what can be held in your right hand but can't be held in your left hand
Hmmm, my left hand?
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well done!!

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That was faster than i expected
Okay, here goes (i hope the riddle works in English):

First time i'm free. Second time i'm free. Third time i cost money.
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Is one of the free ones for babies and the costly one for instances where they've been poorly maintained?
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Is one of the free ones for babies and the costly one for instances where they've been poorly maintained?
Yes indeed
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Does nature force the second time?
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Does nature force the second time?
yessss....


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If someone were to masticate with you, would they likely have a sensual experience?

(I wonder if my question and your answer would be enough of a clue for someone to make an educated guess)

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