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Old December 13th, 2016, 11:57 PM   #1
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A thread inspired by member risen's post in the general section. Mr Singh Heer actually owns a corner shop - but sounds like he should run a recording studio.

So, have you come across any examples of people whose names are appropriate to their professions? They can be real or made up.

I'll start by telling you that I once encountered the Head of Catering at the Dept. of Environment - one Mrs T. Towell.

And here is one very aptly named gynaecologist...

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Bruno Fromage - MD of dairy company Danone UK
Rem Koolhaas - Dutch architect
William Wordsworth - poet
Larry Speakes - White House spokesman
Dominique Dropsy - goalkeeper
Rod Muddle - aviation planner
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Living up to his name.
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A couple of mates at school had a Dentist called Dr Payne & a Dr White (back then, a brand of sanitary towel )
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Willie Thrower - NFL quarterback
Bob Walk - MLB pitcher
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Don't recall his first name but I had an orthodontist, Dr. Toothman.
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If rhyming slang were permissable there is always James Blunt
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