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July 10th, 2017, 12:23 PM
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4116 I can't cum, been donating sperm all day down at the clinic, $10 per specimen ..... and you want one for free
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4117 Did you call a taxi?
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4118 ~ My darling I`d ask you to run away with me. Only you weigh what six , eight hundred pounds ?
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Wouldn't you know it , if anything she then became upset. Just as well I said Seafood. Rather than my original idea "SepticTank" .... I said Tank
4120 ~ Do you mind if I call you by a pet name ?. Great. Or should I say. That`s great , Seafood.
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4121: Old habits of your previous airline stewardess days are really becoming an irritant and an annoyance whenever you tell me "Welcome Aboard" every time I mount you!
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